You humans think you're hot stuff. Well, my nerves aren't frazzled by all the gizmos you insist on surrounding yourselves with! Yes, I'll be eaten by a lion...eventually. And you'll be eaten by worms. In the meantime I'm content. Can you say the same? Snort.
Coldest day of the year here. Yea, I know "it's L.A. so shut up about the weather." But it's 37 degrees, and that is a record low! So what happens at 5am?The motor on my central heating burns up. No heat. I'm also very low on firewood, so could someone call FEMA and send them over? I don't need a trailer, a check or a credit card. I just need to get a 1/2 hp motor, but it's freaking New Years day. Happy New Year, Al Gore, you bastard. I know you're in town here somewhere.
It took them awhile to discover the cause of death because the flesh had been gnawed away by the hungry dogs, but the Medical Examiner determined the cause of death as cold exposure. What a bummer of a way to start the new year.
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What? Time to migrate again? Seems like we just got here. Cross that river with the crocs, again? WTF?
What's gnu?
You humans think you're hot stuff. Well, my nerves aren't frazzled by all the gizmos you insist on surrounding yourselves with! Yes, I'll be eaten by a lion...eventually. And you'll be eaten by worms. In the meantime I'm content. Can you say the same? Snort.
Coldest day of the year here. Yea, I know "it's L.A. so shut up about the weather." But it's 37 degrees, and that is a record low! So what happens at 5am?The motor on my central heating burns up. No heat. I'm also very low on firewood, so could someone call FEMA and send them over? I don't need a trailer, a check or a credit card. I just need to get a 1/2 hp motor, but it's freaking New Years day. Happy New Year, Al Gore, you bastard. I know you're in town here somewhere.
Good to hear you are ok Bags. Happy year to you too
Happy New Year to the troglydytes at Lem's!
I'm going to spend the days clinging bitterly and dragging my knuckles.
Football, here I come!
37 in LA - wow. 37 is a daytime high we might reach by tomorrow, if we're lucky.
Right now, according to a local news station, it is a brisk 8 degrees/wind chill feels like -4. in the sun.
Happy New Year. I safely predict Global warming/global climate change will be pushed mightily by our hack press.
It took them awhile to discover the cause of death because the flesh had been gnawed away by the hungry dogs, but the Medical Examiner determined the cause of death as cold exposure. What a bummer of a way to start the new year.
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