Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails To Poison The Angels In Heaven?

Of course they are.  The internet say it's true, and the internet is always a reliable news source, as President John F. Kennedy said in his famous "ask not..." inaugural address.

As secret atheist scientists in government pursue their goals of undermining Jesus in America, it only stands to reason that they would take their battle to the skies. The aerial dogfight is likely a vicious one. Who knows what advances they have made since the days of DDT and Agent Orange. Yet fight on they do, every single day! Our heavens are coated in a thick aerosol haze of spiritual hate and this nation’s faith is sinking.

I've been wondering what's been happening to the angels.   Poisoning them sounds so very cruel.  Those doggone atheists!  Who knew they had gigantic aircraft that sprayed chemicals into the atmosphere.

Religion is at an all time low, while sodomy and perversion are at epic heights. Clearly the overlap of these symptoms with the widespread usage of chemtrails is more than just a coincidence. Clearly the astonishing rise of militant atheism in America must factor in. So what is the ultimate answer to the mystery of the chemtrails? Have Heaven’s angels forsaken us for such an offensive maneuver? Or are they actually losing, dying off in plumes of jetliner butchery?

But wait, there's more from the same reliable source! Why Are Cats Immune From Chemtrails? Five Possible Answers From Science.

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