You can go online and actually pay a delinquent water bill for a month. The alternative of having to go vegan for that month can literally kill. Saving families from PETA is saving lives! Sign up, pay someone's bill, or two.
Well, Vega is far away and the journey to Earth is time consuming. It takes a toll on even the most robust Vegan, who, let's face it, didn't start out all that attractive to begin with.
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You can go online and actually pay a delinquent water bill for a month. The alternative of having to go vegan for that month can literally kill. Saving families from PETA is saving lives! Sign up, pay someone's bill, or two.
Not OT, and worth repeating: the Water Department does not shut the water off from those unable to pay.
I think the beef council and pork producers should make a counter offer. Who do you think will get more takers?
And KFC too.
Who do you think will get more takers?
Some may not want to explore the deep pockets of Big Meat.
I hereby offer to pay for anyone's oral contraceptive bill if they go lesbian.
Oh great! Take away the only environment for the fishes and the frogs and the crawdaddies and the blood suckers.
AQUATIC SPECIES HATERS!
One months' bill?
If people were only one month behind there wouldn't be a problem.
What is one month's bill? 37.56? For 10 whole people/residences?
Hahahahahaha! I followed the link.
Not only will we pay your bill, you'll be healthier!
Has anyone EVER seen a vegan that looked healthy? Ever?
Vegetarians you can't really tell... Vegans it's like... look, a Vegan. The gaunt, pasty look is unmistakable.
Well, Vega is far away and the journey to Earth is time consuming. It takes a toll on even the most robust Vegan, who, let's face it, didn't start out all that attractive to begin with.
Beware asses bearing gifts.
No one got my joke.
Maybe it's not funny.
About the oral contraceptives?
I laughed. :)
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