Wednesday, May 7, 2014

"Faking Bad" Update

I've added two new "objets de plastiques" to my line up first described back here.

Heuvos (sunny side up)


Heuvos (raw)

10 comments:

chickelit said...

Those two eggs are on display at a local restaurant. They've been touched and handled so much that the shell is chipped away.

I want to customize them for the restaurant and sell them.

I made a fake margarita tonight which looks awesome. After it sets, I'm going to salt the rim and take a photo.

Chip Ahoy said...

Farm out, man.

Those were my favorite things about Japanese restaurants in Tokyo. They're way big on samples in street-side windows. Sometimes the samples are real food whipped out daily. Sometimes they're so fake it makes you question the real food inside before entering.

MamaM said...

chickenlittle, you are the man, the El Pollo Real! Those are some awesome looking eggs and shells.

Best line from the children's poem below: What is an egg? It's a place to begin! Here's hoping these eggs mark new beginnings and places to start for you as well as more fun.

What is an egg?
It's a special place.
It's warm and it's safe.
It's a cozy space.
What is an egg?
It's a place to start
Growing bones and a beak
And feathers and a heart.
What is an egg?
It's a place to grow
For a chick and a duck
And an owl and a crow.
What is an egg?
It's a place to begin
For all sorts of birds;
For rooster and hen.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Those eggs look fresh.

Unknown said...

Fantastic, Chikl.

ricpic said...

chick, how do they fake blood splatter in the movies? If you can do a better fake blood (and other gory stuff) than they do you might have a huge customer in a movie/tv production company. Just a thought.

ricpic said...

An egg is a beautiful shape --
An oval that's coeval with the start
Of every single beating heart --
The smallest/largest universal drape.

ndspinelli said...

chick, LOL! Folks, when I had the pleasure of meeting chick in an In and Out Burger he had a fake spilled ketchup paper cup w/ him that he placed slyly near the dispenser. The man is a chemical Soupy Sales w/ a great sense of humor.

Trooper York said...

If only Vincent Price were alive we could get him to endorse these products and we would be off to the races.

Great stuff.

Trooper York said...

Hey maybe you can market it to Communists as a desk decoration. That could work. You have thousands of them in the Obama administration alone.

I know send one to De Blasio.