Friday, May 9, 2014

Dude!

Here is looking at you Troop.

25 comments:

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

You should see him in heels!

Trooper York said...

Lem you have to understand. He is not like that because he is a Yankee.

He is like that because he is a Dominican.

Trooper York said...

I know all you Dominican types like to be smooth and girlish.

Trooper York said...

It's called letting "Manny be Manny!"

edutcher said...

Man in shorts...

Oh, right, wrong place...

john said...

My grade school teachers, Order of Dominican's, never struck me as being smooth and girlish.

They did strike me however.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

In honor of this post I just finished doing a touch-up job on my genitals.

Legs, too.

Ass.

Pretty much any body part that first started sprouting hair when I was thirteen and my heart was an open book and I used to say live and let live.

I used one of these Bodygroom things.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...
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Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Two body parts that are surprisingly hairy: (1) the two creases where your ass meets the top of your leg; and (2) the small of the back just above your ass crack.

The nice thing about the bodygroom is you don't have to see it to shave it.

News you can use, baby!!!

Trooper York said...

I really feel bad for the Yankees because they have to be in Wisconsin to play the Brewers.

Who in their right mind would want to go their.

Talk about your armpits.

ndspinelli said...

Comments are down @ TOP. I don't even need to look! Is it more pitiful or sad?

ndspinelli said...

Trooper, Teams hate coming to Milwaukee, there are no really nice hotels and it's hard to find a groupie under 250lbs.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Blogger ndspinelli said...

Trooper, Teams hate coming to Milwaukee, there are no really nice hotels and it's hard to find a groupie under 250lbs.

May 9, 2014 at 5:34 PM


Wow.

A fat-chicks-are-substandard insult.

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.

The double standard awaits!

ndspinelli said...

Eric, I am on record of preferring "More cushion for pushin'" But, if you look @ Baseball Annie's in MLB cities, they are all tits and no waist. They grow them bigger here in beer and cheese land.

Chip S. said...

Thanks to 'roids, it takes ARod so little time to shave his balls that he figured he might as well do his legs, too.

Trooper York said...

Nd and I both appreciate a women with a little pulchritude. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

That would be true Chip if A Rod had balls.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Well played, gentlemen, well played.

I salute you both!

edutcher said...

nd, so does Troop, from what he's said here a time or two, but there is a point of diminishing returns.

As The Blonde, in her days on the bariatric floor, said the nurses put it, "Which fold tonight, dear?".

Trooper York said...

Ed let's get real. I am sure you are the one with the diminishing problems. Luckily they have pills for that now. Just sayn'

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Speaking of pills, what is the best over the counter aallergy medication on the market? Im dying this year.

edutcher said...

Trooper York said...

Ed let's get real. I am sure you are the one with the diminishing problems

You doing a Ritmo on me?

All I meant was, in terms of cushion for pushin', after a certain point, more is less.

Any diminishing returns requiring pills was in your head, not mine.

Just sayin'.

edutcher said...

Lem said...

Speaking of pills, what is the best over the counter aallergy medication on the market? Im dying this year

Most of the prescription ones can be gotten OTC.

Claritin has worked pretty well for You Know Who and me.

Paddy O said...

"best over the counter allergy medication"

I take this.

Generic Zyrtec. I realized a few years ago that my sporadic migraines were allergy related. I never had any allergy symptoms, no stuffiness, nothing. But would get migraines once a month or so.

So, I take one of these pills everyday. No more migraines. For $16, you get 350 pills, so that's a crazy good deal.

Paddy O said...

It's not immediate relief, but once it kicks in, it's substantive relief.