I hate when the waitress comes by right as you start chewing and says “I’m pregnant.”
— Viktor Winetrout, Jr (@Cpin42) February 21, 2014
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I hate when the waitress comes by right as you start chewing and says “I’m pregnant.”
— Viktor Winetrout, Jr (@Cpin42) February 21, 2014
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Is this the type of comment Chickl would delete from Althouse?
Vik lives in the Castro district and disapproves of breeders.
What was he chewing?
His cud?
No he takes it in the ass. That's why he hates breeders.
Not that there is anything wrong with that. (For the NSA and FCC monitoring purposes)
Happens to me all the time. Really.
No, really.
Not kidding. It does.
Sometimes. Often.
Okay, once. But it did happen.
I remember it clearly. It happened.
And I was chewing my food. Well, my food in the sense that it was in my mouth, but not my food in the sense that I had paid for it. The check hadn't come yet.
But it did, and I paid. So mine.
I wished her well and left a nice tip.
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