People living in cold, northern latitudes have bacteria in their guts that may predispose them to obesity, according to a new study by researchers at the University of California, Berkeley, and the University of Arizona, Tucson.
According to researchers, at least.
Put down the bowl of Haagen-Dazs and re-read that. Maybe you just have too many Firmicutes and not enough Bacteroidetes in your gut.
It's science. And I, for one, am feeling better about myself after having read the article. It isn't my fault. I'm a victim of Firmicutes.
And so are you. Maybe.
9 comments:
Move to the sun belt. Wait, why is Sixty fat??
Smile when you say that, Y*nkee!
I think it was chickenlittle who informed us some time ago that medical scientists were feeding patients human excrement in small doses for treatment of conditions related to intestinal bacteria.
With that fact and this story in mind, you chubby Yanks know what you need to do.
I'm sure that Sixty or Icepick will be happy to provide you with whatever amount you require.
Bon appetit, y'all.
I blame bacteria.
And microbe aggression.
Don't go kicking that door again, Amartel!
"Honey, do these microbes make my butt look fat?"
Hmmmm.....fat people in Florida.
Nothing wrong with a little macro aggression. It burns calories.
"medical scientists were feeding patients human excrement in small doses for treatment of conditions related to intestinal bacteria."
The secret ingredient in the Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt: Shit.
A first: Rabel and Amartel share the gold!
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