dog

I read earlier this place got no dogs.

Whoops. Still doesn't. This dog died. Claimant to the "Ugliest Dog in the World" title due to being famous for winning an ugly dog contest. They probably made that up to draw attention to their contest. And it worked!

Red Eye ran this photo cropped tighter and I could not make head or tails of it.  It took a long time to realize the black blob that looks like a tongue is not part of the dog. That totally threw me off.  It looks like it has three closed eyes. The panel on Red Eye was discussing the unfairness of being unable to have an "Ugliest Person" title, p.c. ruins everything. 

I'm not sorry it's dead.

It was a hateful little dog. I saw it snarl and snap. Cannot be touched. 

There. Not so Picasso. 

The woman who raised a bloodline of Belgian Sheepdogs decided she didn't care so much for all that barking out there and took a hankering for these Chinese crested dogs and began breeding these too. They are hairless except for a few Dr Seuss tufts and generally possess amusing dispositions. I saw the dogs she owns at her home not so radically defensive as some tiny dogs are, not even so much as Schipperkes dogs, hers are given to play, that day anyway, they swing from a suspended rope in the living room like Tarzan and land in a bean bag chair, get the rope swinging, run around and repeat that. The normal ones are little showoffs. Quite a bit different from Chihuahuas.