It was a tale of love. Betrayal. Arbitration clauses. Also, werewolf sex. And there are sequels.
The full story, as reported on Omaha.com.
Because your Friday night happy hour needs a good story to discuss here at Lem's. And it's time to put politics aside for a while.
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This Not to be confused with the STD's tainted most borrowed books at the library.
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Will there be knish?
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You see, those marquee signs they have outside of churches, that's what they should say.
I saw one today on the way to work.
GOD IS LIKE COCA-COLA.
HE'S THE REAL THING.
I am not making this up.
The church was Presbyterian, in case anyone wants to know.
The knishes cannot get out of IKEA.
Everybody wants to be hip... even the pope.
nttawwt
I'm going to be on the look out for knish around these parts.
Maybe I'll do a reoccurring knish sighting post.
Contributions sightings welcome.
Guys Stop Pissing Off Alec Baldwin Chart
Alec Baldwin suspended from his own show on MSNBC.
I didn't even know he had a show.
Which may be the reason why he is attempting it off the studio.
Good idea, Lem, especially now that it's the beginning of knishmas season.
Is it a stretch to believe if Mayor Ford ate some knish, his senses would return?
the news is the Toronto City Council striped him of most of his mayoralty responsibilities.
Ha, Lem, I read that on the first run as they stripped him of his "morality responsibilities."
I thought, now that is damned considerate, and a very creative, pragmatic approach.
In our factory we have lots of big dangerous machines, and tons of sharp metal and a thousand ways to get hurt. Over the years, we have had our share of injuries, but overall pretty lucky, nothing serious.
At work, I know who the teetotallers are, and who the drinkers are, and who smokes a little pot. Of course any intoxication is strictly prohibited during work, but it has happened, so I know who has a problem with that.
Here is the thing though: Over 30 years, not a single one of the people who imbibe has ever had a work accident. 100% of our injuries are by the teetotallers, and nearly all the injuries we have are people just doing dumb stuff like putting their hand into a machine and pushing the button for reasons that they can't explain, It's always a simple loss of attention for a second - a brain fart - "I just wasn't thinking."
We often joke that we should require a shot of tequila by everyone at the start of work. But really, how do you explain that?
What I'm saying is Ford is a fine qualified Mayor. Aren't all Mayors kind of like clowns anyway?
I am not a werewolf, I just don't do manscaping.
Rob Ford makes more sense when he's high than Jay Carney does when he's sober.
know what would make a fantastic knish? Pork, that's what.
[chinese pork buns]
The pierogis Mum made when she used to cook were potatoes or potatoes with cheese.
And that right there suggests bacon. And scallion for green dots.
And they don't have to be pasta dough, they can be pastry dough instead, and they don't have to be boiled and fried, or boiled or fried, they can be steamed or baked or both instead. So the full range of possibilities.
And I must say, the pierogis I made day before yesterday with potato and sweet/sour cabbage both at the same time were fantastic.
But boy did I ever get the gas from those. Oi. Such a stinker. Out in public even, I could hardly cover my own malaria, Bad air all around me in a swirl, like Pigpen, flies all around. Sheesh. So uncomfortable, and was I ever glad when that was over.
note to self: beano with cabbage
Rob Ford makes more sense when he's high than Jay Carney does when he's sober.
Did you tweet that Hazman?
I'm going to tweet it if you haven't.
Go for it, Lem.
Thanks.
What is going on with YouTube?
At first, within a few seconds of calling up the page, it freezes for about 10 seconds.
Also I noticed my phone pictures are being uploaded to Google without as much as a prompting/notice that they are doing it.
When is it a full moon? And who wants to go to Omaha?
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walkin' through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was lookin' for the place called Lee Ho Fooks
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein
Monster.
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walkin' through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was lookin' for the place called Lee Ho Fooks
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein
Monster.
MH, great line.
With all the music on this site I can't believe no one mentioned the song "werewolf Love" by Toni and the captain!
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