Here's a photo of both teams quarterbacks, Green Bay's Aaron Rodgers and Chicago's Jay Cutler, taken after last year's game.
The Packers will win, of course. Tune in to watch Jay Cutler sprain his vagina or something.
Monday, November 4, 2013
Monday Night Football
It's the Green Bay Packers versus the Chicago Bears at Lambeau Field tonight. The Packers - Bears rivalry is one of the longest in professional sports, dating back to 1921. The teams have played each other 186 times. The Bears won three times, tops. Maybe twice.
Here's a photo of both teams quarterbacks, Green Bay's Aaron Rodgers and Chicago's Jay Cutler, taken after last year's game.
The Packers will win, of course. Tune in to watch Jay Cutler sprain his vagina or something.
Here's a photo of both teams quarterbacks, Green Bay's Aaron Rodgers and Chicago's Jay Cutler, taken after last year's game.
The Packers will win, of course. Tune in to watch Jay Cutler sprain his vagina or something.
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LOL.
That's a nice set of gams he's got going there.
Vajayjay Cutler already has a sprain and is out for tonight's game.
Sprained cooter bone?
I'm only about 40-50 miles from St. Paul and Minneapolis, MN, so I am in the local football TV audience, and when both teams play at the same time, the Packers game is blacked out.
Listening to the local sports radio station, KFAN, they have been accepting the suck, because they are under the impression that if they are the worst team in the NFL, they'll have a better chance to draft a high ranking quarterback.
Losers.
Go Packers. Troop will be posting shortly.
Typical cheesehead ignorance. Jay Cutler has already sprained his vagina, so he won't be skirting up tonight.
But that picture is interesting. Aaron Rodgers has "that look" in his eyes if you ask me, and Cutler is looking just a little frightened....
I can't stay awake for these fucking night games, particularly w/ this time change. I have some NJ buddies coming out to see the Eagles game next week. We'll go to the Badger game on Saturday.
Cutler is a hapless dickbag.
Haz, You have a great forum to give all that horseshit back to a certain Giant's fan.
Meth, Cutler is a loser. You will never win w/ Cutler. So, I hop they sign him to a year contract. I think he's a free agent next year. Your guy out there, Rivers, is not a winner either. He's not an asshole, dog ass loser like Cutler, just a loser.
"a 5 year contract."
Thank you so much. I needed a good laugh right now.
Cutler will be a free agent? Oh man, please let the Vikings take the bait on this.
INSTANT REPLAY:THE UNEDITED EDITION
We won the game this Sunday and we had to carry Coach Lombardi off the field. He insisted that we do it every time. Not because he was vain or anything it was just that he liked the feel of his nutsack against Fuzzy Thurstons neck. Said it soothed him.
I had to go in to talk to Coach and give him some bad news. You see it looks like I will be out the rest of the season. I have been feeling poorly and have some very strange symptoms.
It seems that I have been getting big absesses in my mouth and sinus and gobs of snot and pus keep running down out of my mouth and nose. It is very unsightly and all the guys are giving me a lot of crap about it. So I went to the Mayo clinic and they told me I had some strange disease. Actinomycosis. It seems a lot of people get it in Wisconsin. Mostly it is from bacteria and a lot of women get it in their twat from using a IUD. Then how the hell did I get it?
I am certainly not a cunning linguist. If anybody was going to get something it would be Hornung who was always putting his mouth where it didn't belong.
Coach Lombardi is gonna kill me.
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)
INSTANT REPLAY: THE UNEDITED VERSION
"What is it, Coach?" I said. "What's the matter?"
Finally, he managed to say, "I had to put Paul--" He was almost stuttering as he kept moving his hand inside his pants at a furious pace. "I had to put Paul on that list," he said, "and they took him."
I didn't know what to say. I couldn't say anything. Vince had put Paul Hornung on the list of Packers eligible to be selected by the Saints, the new expansion team in New Orleans, and the Saints had taken him. Paul Hornung had been my teammate ever since I came to Green Bay in 1958, and he had been Vince's prize pupil ever since Vince came to Green Bay in 1959, and it may sound funny but I loved Paul and Vince loved Paul and everybody on the Packers loved Paul. From the stands, or on television, Paul may have looked cocky, with his goat shoulders and his blond hair and his strut, but to the people who knew him he was a beautiful guy.
He had some strange ideas. He talked about how he took a shit all the time. He called it "Pinching a loaf." And he kept a weird looking Spaniel of some sort. It wasn't a cocker spaniel. It was more of a cockeyed spaniel. It liked to eye the cocks of all the players in the locker room.
In fact Paul spent a lot of time hanging around naked in the locker room. He would also look to get in the whirlpool with another player. Especially the rookies. They were too scared to say anything. Even when it was a one man tub. Paul would make them sit on his lap
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)
INSTANT REPLAY: THE UNEDITED EDITION
We flew to Chicago today for the All-Star game tomorrow, minus Jim Grabowski, our regular fullback. Jim was on riot duty with the National Guard in Milwaukee, and I don't think they will let him go just for an exhibition game.
The National Guard was called out because they are having the County Fair and they always have race riots in Wisconsin. So the National Guard has to be around to stop the fighting between blacks and whites. I wonder if we will ever get past this. Will this still be the way it is in the year 2000. I don't think so. We will be too busy taking a rocket ship to visit the moon and flying around with our jet packs for that kind of stuff to still be going on.
I know that Wisconsin will change for the better. I can just feel it.
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)
INSTANT REPLAY: THE UNEDITED EDITION
No practice today, thank God. I thought Sunday would never come. To relax, Don Chandler and I played a golf match against Max Magee and Zeke Bratkowski, our room against their room. Max and Zeke, the old men of the club at thirty-five, have been buddies for ten years, ever since they were pilots together in the Air Force.
We had to decide how may strokes Max and Zeke ought to give Don and me. We were all lying about how bad we were. Finally, we found an impartial judge, Bart Starr, who people around here no less saintly than the pope himself. We knew Bart would never do anybody wrong, so we let him fix the strokes.
Unfortunately, Paul Hornung heard us taking about giving strokes and he got all excited and confused. He ran in the locker room and grabbed Max Magee by his little Magee and told him he would give him as many strokes as he needed.
That Paul. He is such a kidder.
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)
INSTANT REPLAY: THE UNEDITED EDITION
Coach Lombardi was really tough on us today. He had us doing wind sprints and one on one blocking drills. And of course the nutcracker drill. Not the one that we did when the reporters were around. This nutcracker drill was where you tried to get past Fuzzy Thurston and he tried to grab your balls. That's why they called him "Fuzzy" you know. It was because of what was under his fingernails.
Coach was really pissed because we lost an exhibition game. To the dog ass Eagles. I mean everybody beat the shit out of the Eagles. So he was on the warpath.
Whenever the Coach was pissed he would put on his Giant's windbreaker and tell us he was ashamed of us. Ashamed of moving from the Big Apple to a piss ant one horse town in Cheese Country.That we weren't a real team like the Giants. He would go on and on about Mel Hein and Jim Lee Howell and kinds of crap till we were going crazy and banging our heads against the walls. Then we would go out and smash the other team.
And he would put his windbreaker away. Till the next time.
But he never stopped waving the Giants in our faces.
You see he would always be a Giant at heart.
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)
Envy. Such a bad thing for a man to have.
One of the Seven Deadly Sins.
As much as I hate Cutler, I'd rather have him than Carson Palmer.
I can't believe I just wrote that. . .
Birches, "Damning w/ faint praise" comes to mind.
I would let Aaron Rodgers fart on my face.
Photo shop those pleats as leather and they will look like Moses or David against Goliath.
Aaron Rogers looks a lot more tan than I remember. Swarthy, almost.
. As much as I hate Cutler, I'd rather have him than Carson Palmer.
Going out on a limb there.
I just don't remember Aaron Rogers looking like Carl Weathers. Huh.
The tan didn't seem to help Rogers tonight.
Gah!! Rodgers may be out for several weeks with a broken collarbone.. Wallace did about as expected, considering that the coaching brain trust gave him exactly ZERO snaps in a game situation this season.
Sure would helped if the defensive secondary actually stopped some running plays.
Man, big difference in effectiveness between the starting QB and the next guy in line. What was the thinking behind not having Mr. Replacement somewhat ready for action if something happened to The Big Dog?
Big disappointment.
He misunderstood the phrase "Playing under duress".
The Packers better be on the phone with Matt Flynn.....now.
SO, Green Bay's best option is a guy that couldn't beat out the first year undrafted free agent for a job in Buffalo, AFTER getting fired from Oakland to be replaced by an empty chair?
Surely you guys could trade for Josh Freeman instead! LOL
It's a mess. Matt Flynn would be the best option since he spent several years at GB behind Rodgers. But he has to clear waivers before Green Bay can talk to him, which means nearly every other team has to take a pass on him. Unlikely.
Looks like Rodgers will be out for three games.
Flynn was let go in favor of a tool. I think he'll clear waivers!
Brett Favre is the answer.
I mean you Packer fans love to live in the past.
I am just sorry Rodgers won't be there to play the Giants in two weeks.
We have his number.
Favre doesn't remember how to play football any more, Trooper. He doesn't know where to stick the football.
My choice would be Doug Pedersen.
Who?
Doug Pedersen. Great QB. He was Brett Favre's backup 2001-2004 and never played a down. Kinda like Eli Manning, in that way.
You mean two time Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning?
You mean the Eli Manning who bitch slapped the Packers last season?
That Eli Manning?
That Eli Manning?
I say that Eli manning?
....and the horse your rode in on.
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