We actually had this in development back in the 90s, and our people lost a lot of digits in the process, but it never got off the ground. We ended up firing the head of the project, some woman named Sebellus. I always wondered what happened to her.
I actually have known two people in my life who have lost fingers by picking up a lawn mower and using it to trim hedges. If you want respect and for people to think you are really smart, you just have to hang out with the right people.
Tony Stark? Right, Chickie. He's the brains, and gets to play with all the best stuff.
At my company, I usually get stuff like: "Boss, we really have to get this done today and it would help us alot if you would go back to your office and comment on a blog or something for a while, or even better go on vacation."
The crash and go actually made me laugh. Out loud, you know, because that has to be specified. Maybe someday there will be an abbreviation for that phrase.
We tried that. That Sebellus woman was in charge of that project too. She said that we could produce a better product at lower cost by using actual fish. She insisted on putting it on the marketing without doing any actual testing. I was out golfing that day in the Hamptons, so out they shipped by the millions via UPS across the country. As the warranty returns piled up in our plant, we had to move out because of the smell, but she kept insisting it would all work out, and customers would eventually learn to love their stinking, mumbling wall fish. Where is that woman today?
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Three things: (1) It's flying the John Deere colors, green and yellow.
(2) You can't see it in the video but it's sky-writing a message in the sky with its smoke trail; it says "Surrender Craftsman".
(3) It's very cute!
bagoh20 is the Tony Stark of this blog.
Lawnboy Immelmann FTW!
The touch-and-go was well executed.
And......you can buy the kit for less than $130 here.
You need to add your own radio control gear and engine. Still very inexpensive.
I want one!
And we cannot allow this technology to fall into the hands of our enemies!
Built by a Mexican no doubt.
A Mexican drone.
Thanks Haz
We actually had this in development back in the 90s, and our people lost a lot of digits in the process, but it never got off the ground. We ended up firing the head of the project, some woman named Sebellus. I always wondered what happened to her.
It's a Juan Deere.
I actually have known two people in my life who have lost fingers by picking up a lawn mower and using it to trim hedges. If you want respect and for people to think you are really smart, you just have to hang out with the right people.
Tony Stark? Right, Chickie. He's the brains, and gets to play with all the best stuff.
At my company, I usually get stuff like: "Boss, we really have to get this done today and it would help us alot if you would go back to your office and comment on a blog or something for a while, or even better go on vacation."
Yes bagoh20, but Pepper Potts makes it worth it, no?
The crash and go actually made me laugh. Out loud, you know, because that has to be specified. Maybe someday there will be an abbreviation for that phrase.
And to think here I was all impressed with flying toasters.
Looks like I've got some catching up to do.
So I'm sitting here in Sconnie on a quiet Sunday morning and my iPhone starts pinging out weather alert.
Tornado warning on November 17th. Never saw that before.
"Tornado warning"
That might explain the flying lawn mower.
Gah. Tornado on the ground one community south of me, siren wailing, police radio lit up and another line coming in.
I blame the NY Giants.
lol. Bago, your team should invent something like a talking wall fish, and take the country by storm.
We tried that. That Sebellus woman was in charge of that project too. She said that we could produce a better product at lower cost by using actual fish. She insisted on putting it on the marketing without doing any actual testing. I was out golfing that day in the Hamptons, so out they shipped by the millions via UPS across the country. As the warranty returns piled up in our plant, we had to move out because of the smell, but she kept insisting it would all work out, and customers would eventually learn to love their stinking, mumbling wall fish. Where is that woman today?
when pigs fly
Last I heard, she was working as rodeo clown.
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