"That's correct, never once have I turned tighty righty, I always turn loosey leftie...what was that?...yes, you are most perceptive...that is the plan...I will continue to turn loosey leftie until everything falls apart. Next question?"
Washington DC (Not AP) - President Barack Obama today responded to internet taunting by Hafez Assad, Syrian President Bashar Assad's oldest son. "I would just to say, uh, that counter to the, uuuuuhhhhh, cruel Facebook taunts of Hafez Assad ... Uh, we really need, uuuuuhhhh, to address ... this school bullying issue .... that, uh, counter to Hafez Assad's taunts, I am NOT, uh, his daddy's ... Syrian President Bobbie Assad ... I am NOT his daddy's bitch. And, uh, FURTHERMORE, ... I, uh, am not ANYbody's bitch. The, uh, President of the, uuuuhhhhh, United States ... all 57 of them ... is, uh, not anyone's bitch. I have, uh, a whole regiment or something of, uh, Marine corpsemen, uh, who say different.
"Hafez Assad, uuuuuhhhhhhh, uuuummmm, should go back to, uh, jerking off to Miley Cyrus videos. Punk ass. And if he doesn't, uh, I'll get Malaria and all, uh, her little friends to flame him on Twitter."
Oh, White House Press Corpse, you have lovingly transcribed and translated my every smelly fart for the last five years. Today, on the anniversary of our fortuitous aromance, I will once again allow you to pull my finger. You may choose the finger.
"One cold evening in Dixon, Ill., in the early 1930s, a young man known as Dutch Reagan brought home two African American teammates from his Eureka College football team. The team was on the road, and the local hotels had refused the two black players. So Reagan invited them to spend the night and have breakfast with his family.
In November 1952, in one of his final meetings as president of Hollywood’s Screen Actors Guild, Ronald Reagan called upon the entertainment industry to provide greater employment for black actors. His stand went against the times and received national media attention."...
Hey wait... that doesn't fit the lie machine drill.
From April's link: These are just a few examples of Reagan’s sensitivity to racial discrimination. This attitude was instilled by his mother, who was deeply involved in the Disciples of Christ,..
We know where Crack will come down on this: Reagan's mother belonged to a cult.
Regans mother, what about his wife? Remember the astrology stories? My parents who were fundamentalist born againers, voted for him because their pastor said to. The whole congregation was horrified when they heard the reports of Mrs. Reagan using astrologers in the White House.
Let this warning be perfectly clear. As I have said so many times in the past. So now to be doubly, triply, quad-droopily clear, this is so wearisome for me to repeat so clearly all the time, and I don't want to talk about no red lines anymore with you. Red lines are out of the discussion. Red lines are not clear enough for you. You messed up that whole red line clarity thing, so no more red lines for you, no, ixnay with the red lines already, I see you cannot handle the subtlety of those things. So for another last time, to be clear, if you cross me one more time with the gassing and the taunting and the demands for action then backing off leaving me stranded behind my own crystal clarity, so help me, as sure as I am standing in front of this teleprompter, I will be ... <-- clicken sie dots.
LOL! Reminds me of that bit in the Rockford Files where Garners old prison Buddy, tough-guy Issac Hayes, recently out of stir after a lengthy spell and Garner are having a tete-a-tete in a bar and Hays, as if to emphasize what he will do to Rockford with his strength if Rockford doesn't help him out of a jam, crushes a beer-can with two fingers top-to-bottom. Rockford, unfazed and unimpressed, replies: "Since you were back in stir this time they've started making them out of aluminum now." LOL!!
Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein are pushing for war. Proud, mother, Dems! What fucking disgraces. I hope they don't bang their heads on Obama's desk getting out from underneath it.
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Obama: I am NOT Assad's bitch
Invisible palantÃr
"That's correct, never once have I turned tighty righty, I always turn loosey leftie...what was that?...yes, you are most perceptive...that is the plan...I will continue to turn loosey leftie until everything falls apart. Next question?"
Well, fancy that, the things you can find on the internet.
Washington DC (Not AP) - President Barack Obama today responded to internet taunting by Hafez Assad, Syrian President Bashar Assad's oldest son. "I would just to say, uh, that counter to the, uuuuuhhhhh, cruel Facebook taunts of Hafez Assad ... Uh, we really need, uuuuuhhhh, to address ... this school bullying issue .... that, uh, counter to Hafez Assad's taunts, I am NOT, uh, his daddy's ... Syrian President Bobbie Assad ... I am NOT his daddy's bitch. And, uh, FURTHERMORE, ... I, uh, am not ANYbody's bitch. The, uh, President of the, uuuuhhhhh, United States ... all 57 of them ... is, uh, not anyone's bitch. I have, uh, a whole regiment or something of, uh, Marine corpsemen, uh, who say different.
"Hafez Assad, uuuuuhhhhhhh, uuuummmm, should go back to, uh, jerking off to Miley Cyrus videos. Punk ass. And if he doesn't, uh, I'll get Malaria and all, uh, her little friends to flame him on Twitter."
Oh, White House Press Corpse, you have lovingly transcribed and translated my every smelly fart for the last five years. Today, on the anniversary of our fortuitous aromance, I will once again allow you to pull my finger. You may choose the finger.
Mitchell, that's awesome!
"Claws out of the closet"
President asks, "Are those real?"
Thanks. Glad you liked it.
"Yeah...this is the cup size of Nancy Pelosi's bra."
"Secretary John F Kerry will now address the nation."
Your tits are nice enough Hillary.
"You are now Democrats, repeat after me."
"We are now Democrats....."
Let me be clear, I have major daddy issues. But, in fairness, I also have major mommy issues.
Assad, I'm crushing your head!
What"The Butler" gets wrong about Reagan.
"One cold evening in Dixon, Ill., in the early 1930s, a young man known as Dutch Reagan brought home two African American teammates from his Eureka College football team. The team was on the road, and the local hotels had refused the two black players. So Reagan invited them to spend the night and have breakfast with his family.
In November 1952, in one of his final meetings as president of Hollywood’s Screen Actors Guild, Ronald Reagan called upon the entertainment industry to provide greater employment for black actors. His stand went against the times and received national media attention."...
Hey wait... that doesn't fit the lie machine drill.
More cowbell.
From April's link: These are just a few examples of Reagan’s sensitivity to racial discrimination. This attitude was instilled by his mother, who was deeply involved in the Disciples of Christ,..
We know where Crack will come down on this: Reagan's mother belonged to a cult.
Regans mother, what about his wife? Remember the astrology stories? My parents who were fundamentalist born againers, voted for him because their pastor said to. The whole congregation was horrified when they heard the reports of Mrs. Reagan using astrologers in the White House.
White House Confirms Reagans Follow Astrolgy, Up to a Point
Let this warning be perfectly clear. As I have said so many times in the past. So now to be doubly, triply, quad-droopily clear, this is so wearisome for me to repeat so clearly all the time, and I don't want to talk about no red lines anymore with you. Red lines are out of the discussion. Red lines are not clear enough for you. You messed up that whole red line clarity thing, so no more red lines for you, no, ixnay with the red lines already, I see you cannot handle the subtlety of those things. So for another last time, to be clear, if you cross me one more time with the gassing and the taunting and the demands for action then backing off leaving me stranded behind my own crystal clarity, so help me, as sure as I am standing in front of this teleprompter, I will be ... <-- clicken sie dots.
Inga, are you saying that Nancy Reagan was a racist?
@ChipAhoy/
LOL! Reminds me of that bit in the Rockford Files where Garners old prison Buddy, tough-guy Issac Hayes, recently out of stir after a lengthy spell and Garner are having a tete-a-tete in a bar and Hays, as if to emphasize what he will do to Rockford with his strength if Rockford doesn't help him out of a jam, crushes a beer-can with two fingers top-to-bottom. Rockford, unfazed and unimpressed, replies: "Since you were back in stir this time they've started making them out of aluminum now." LOL!!
Chip-
I had "Let me be clear" but didn't think it was funny enough to post. You certainly topped that.
Virgil, I remember that episode!
Chickie, lol. No.
Chip Ahoy with a great "Obama channels Michael Scott" moment.
A cultist perhaps. Crack, what say you?
Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein are pushing for war. Proud, mother, Dems! What fucking disgraces. I hope they don't bang their heads on Obama's desk getting out from underneath it.
Our raid on Syria will make a kaboom this big.
Just enough so I don't get laughed at.
I'm not the president you are looking for.
Kerry's speech today made a great case for regime change, and then went on to say we'll just take limited action.
What a mess.
Here's the full text of Kerry's speech.
Gee, thanks Lydia. But reading the words just don't convey his outrage and emotion.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
(Meth and I were on the same track.)
He's very clean.
Eeeeek Ketchup and astrology.
The worst sins..evah. the horror... Who needs honesty and integrity in this world? - we have the lie machine: Hollywood and MSNBC.
Never mind the weird narcissist cult of I ME MINE.
"I'm telling you it works! Abracadabra!
Ego te absolvo.
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