I don't open my bags of salad. I buy them, then later throw them out when they expire. I had no idea you could open them. Why would you even want to do that?
My favorite part in Adam's Family is Wednesday walking briskly through the kitchen carrying a very large knife chasing Pugsley and Morticia talking to the aunt says,
"Weeeeennndaaaay. You know what we talked about."
Reaches up and takes hold of a machete or battle ax or something larger than a knife. Grins, and hands it to Wednesday who resumes chasing Pugsley.
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Thank goodness it wasn't a bag of dicks.
Quoth the parrot, 'Nevermore.'
Next trick - opening a cask of amontillado.
I don't open my bags of salad. I buy them, then later throw them out when they expire. I had no idea you could open them. Why would you even want to do that?
What, no C4?
Sixty Grit said...
Next trick - opening a cask of amontillado.
Actually, opening the wall behind it.
I don't always open my own bags of salad, but when I do, I use sharpened scissors.
I eat the stuff right out of the bag.
is it evil of me to assume that the big ole blade was intended for the dog?
My mother had a pair of pinking shears when I was kid. I thought they looked ferocious--as if they had teeth.
Turns out the word "pink" has more meanings than just the color.
Betamax3001 could probably do a whole post around pink.
I'm looking forward to the whole series of posts with that tag.
So, is it ok to run with scissors now?
AllenS, Only if you play well w/ others.
My favorite part in Adam's Family is Wednesday walking briskly through the kitchen carrying a very large knife chasing Pugsley and Morticia talking to the aunt says,
"Weeeeennndaaaay. You know what we talked about."
Reaches up and takes hold of a machete or battle ax or something larger than a knife. Grins, and hands it to Wednesday who resumes chasing Pugsley.
How can we nominate Chip Ahoy for one of those McArthur Genius Awards?
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