royalty being lizards in human disguise. From member Fresh Water Mole, something of a comic genius, who has this in his profile on my favorite place on Earth, the chavs harmless enough kids at b3ta.com (rhymes with Peter) who taught me Photoshop.
My wife was rather upset today that Kate looked FABULOUS 36 hours after giving birth, leading me to speculate that perhaps the royals had used a surrogate. It didn't occur to me that they simply HATCHED a new prince....
Below is my one-eyed Visla/Pit mix who has been waiting for a forever home while living at my home for about 3 years.
He was abused as a puppy, by a woman who was actually a veterinary tech and kept him in a small cage where he couldn't stand up, so his legs were stuck in a crunched position which took months of therapy to fix. He runs like a deer now. I don't know how she knocked his eye out, but he doesn't seem to notice and never misses a moving thing.
She received the maximum penalty of 6 months in jail and a $10,000 fine. The court gave him to us. He's very sweet and happy as can be now. I don't think he wants to leave, and never told him he was adopted.
I spent most of the day with one of the guys I went with to Dingbatz. The place I mentioned, a few months back, you might recall.
The place where I shot a picture of a sign outside that said, "if you are not allowed in Dingo's then you are not allowed in Dingbatz. Thank You" Dingo's is another place across the street from Dingbatz.
That guy, alerted me to the National Hot Dog day and the sale at Sonic. He is helping me out with something.
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I like how the words come out at an angle like he's yelling it. I'm going to use that.
My wife was rather upset today that Kate looked FABULOUS 36 hours after giving birth, leading me to speculate that perhaps the royals had used a surrogate. It didn't occur to me that they simply HATCHED a new prince....
It's a thing with them, royalty being lizards in human disguise.
The way it's covered, you might as well,...
Below is my one-eyed Visla/Pit mix who has been waiting for a forever home while living at my home for about 3 years.
He was abused as a puppy, by a woman who was actually a veterinary tech and kept him in a small cage where he couldn't stand up, so his legs were stuck in a crunched position which took months of therapy to fix. He runs like a deer now. I don't know how she knocked his eye out, but he doesn't seem to notice and never misses a moving thing.
She received the maximum penalty of 6 months in jail and a $10,000 fine. The court gave him to us. He's very sweet and happy as can be now. I don't think he wants to leave, and never told him he was adopted.
Hugo
bagoh20, good looking dog.
Aw bag, he's beautiful.
People who abuse dogs deserve a special place in hell.
Okay, the Kate and William thing was funny.
Also,
My stupid Golden isn't blind, he's deaf as a door post.
I spent most of the day with one of the guys I went with to Dingbatz. The place I mentioned, a few months back, you might recall.
The place where I shot a picture of a sign outside that said, "if you are not allowed in Dingo's then you are not allowed in Dingbatz. Thank You"
Dingo's is another place across the street from Dingbatz.
That guy, alerted me to the National Hot Dog day and the sale at Sonic. He is helping me out with something.
That's why I couldn't be here most of the day.
Haha Chip, Fresh Water Mole is awesome indeed; love the one further down, "I am a fish…"
Wait. Geordie LaForge was a golden retriever? What the fuck did I watch for most of the 90's with TNG?
This is Water. This is not Water. This is Water. This is not Water.
DFW.
First I laughed.
Then I laughed again.
Then I cried.
Then I laughed, again.
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