Let's look at the basic facts here. He's a filthy pig, his wife is hanging onto him because of political expediency due to her and his connections. She's willing to ride out the storm if she can become first lady of NYC in Gracy Mansion, plus the perks it allows are huge and Weiner would certainly look the other way as more Wahhabist influence creeps into NYC and she would have Mayor dickbags ear. The whole thing is a bag of dicks.
A Twitter friend (who is not a blog commenter here or anywhere else) asked if I was on Kik because she is and likes to flirt and send pix. I'm not on Kik, nor will I be.
It's a message thingie that is used to flirt, send private pix and set up meets. I looked and was shocked.
She's 40ish, married, kids, fit. Told me she gets 40-50 pix daily from men and a few women. She seeks this, as do apparently thousands, maybe millions of others.
Everything is harmless, until someone suffers harm. Ask Huma.
Maybe Weiner is on the cutting edge of a fresh new perversion. He's a messenger from the future. Back in the 18th century, men in pursuit of women learned elaborate dances and worried about having well turned calves. Seems kind of stupid now, but that's how you wooed women back then. Maybe Weiner knows something about new millennium courtship rites that we don't.
The flashpoint was, as soon as those two losers hit the podium everybody, and I mean everybody - photographers, reporters, TV folks, and just people walking by - all started raining rotten tomatoes down on them. I heard later they didn't want to go with the bucket of blood scene from Carrie.
Screams of "Do you think we're stupid?" were hurled at Huma and "We're done with you!" hit Weiner with such force they visibly shrank his nuts to the size of his sexts. As they dove for cover, the mob became a roving band of cartoon vigilantes, armed with only good taste and a wicked sense of humor.
Also don't understand why some people consider Huma Abedin a great beauty. She just looks like a meticulously groomed and very thin New Yorker with much nose and too much mouth.
"Carlos Danger"? Not only should he be thrown off the planet for that, everyone that told him to run again should be thrown off the planet with him.
Seriously, that is more fucking stupid than Gary Hart getting caught on The Monkey Business conducting monkey business after daring the press to follow him.
Oh please Crack if she flashed her cooch to you and said take me you would break your "celibacy" pledge pronto.
No, I'd get on the phone to Freeman all like, "You're not gonna believe this shit!"
<I mean, hello, you are black. You dudes do our white fat outcasts. Like Chris Rock said, a crease will do, even if it is in the armpit.
When my marriage broke up, the first advice I got from a foster sister was "Find you a fat girl." No mention of race. And nothing difficult to understand. It's just a fact, women with meat on their bones take better care of a man. Shit, she's already happy cooking! If you like her cooking, she likes you, too. Hang around, sailor.
And one more thing:
Sure, black men like Lisa Lapinelli back. But just because white culture is hooked on The Auchwitz Look, doesn't mean their vision of beauty or, especially, what constitutes a good night in the sack, is correct.
Crack, Tom Wolfe's character Sherman McCoy ("The Bonfire of the Vanities") described women such as Huma as social X rays.
"They keep themselves so thin, they look like X-ray pictures ... You can see lamplight through their bones ... while they're chatting about interiors and landscape gardening ... and encasing their scrawny shanks in metallic Lycra tubular tights for their Sports Training Classes ..."
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He is such a dick...
But I link because Da Tech Guy and Aridog made some really interesting observations about this sex scandal. That go way beyond it being a sex scandal.
Ha ha ha. Nice, Chip.
That baby is cute. Takes after his mother.
What's the deal with the new sexting stories? The idea of a grown man sending shirtless pics of himself to women online is hilarious to me.
Tricky dick, they call him.
Anent what Ari said, the Lefties do have a thing for arranged marriages' the Weiner and Huma, Chelsea and Mezvinsky, Ahnold and Maria.
I guess they really do think they're royalty.
Imagine receiving such a text.
Ha ha ha. The mere thought of this makes me laugh out loud.
I do love the chip treatment!
Good one, Chip.
Apparently he promised one of his sextees that he'd get her a job at Politico (really!). He was calling himself "Carlos Danger". Haw haw
The force is strong with the Weiners.
Tweeting like that as a come on seems like something Anthony Michael Hall would have done in the beginning of Weird Science, if they had twitter then.
OT.
It looks like we needed Althouse to throw some red meat out for us to get things started.
Wait a minute. Look at the kids hair. I think that he's related to the Munsters. I don't think that he's a weiner.
Say what you will he has a nice hog. Gerth to length to head ratio is perfect.
The sad thing is that degenerate MFer may win the race--and what kind of woman stays with a douchnozzle like that--Oh yeah--Hillary comes to mind.
For his age he has a nice bod too. Congrats Weiner. The wife is hot too.
You wouldn't find a liberal jew and a Saudi wife running for mayor in Little Rock. Celebrate the diversity of this great country.
NYC Weiner or Dyke for mayor?
Let's look at the basic facts here. He's a filthy pig, his wife is hanging onto him because of political expediency due to her and his connections. She's willing to ride out the storm if she can become first lady of NYC in Gracy Mansion, plus the perks it allows are huge and Weiner would certainly look the other way as more Wahhabist influence creeps into NYC and she would have Mayor dickbags ear. The whole thing is a bag of dicks.
The baby is second in line for the throne.
Mayor Bloomberg, his father Weiner and then him. Under his mom Huma, the power behind the throne.
Why do the southern creative talented types always bolt for the East Coast? Except Harper Lee, natch.
I should have said 'the baby's father Weiner'. Didn't mean to confuse people there.
There is no known blood relation between the Bloombergs and the Wieners.
Althouse calls him incorrigible, like incorrigible ink pens.
A blot on the landscape, as Wodehouse would say.
Homeric epithets never made it to English.
Do or do not, there is no try.
We don't know if Mrs. Wiener, or possibly Weiner, is doing her job.
Maybe she has him blocked.
The Peter Tweeter.
A Twitter friend (who is not a blog commenter here or anywhere else) asked if I was on Kik because she is and likes to flirt and send pix. I'm not on Kik, nor will I be.
It's a message thingie that is used to flirt, send private pix and set up meets. I looked and was shocked.
She's 40ish, married, kids, fit. Told me she gets 40-50 pix daily from men and a few women. She seeks this, as do apparently thousands, maybe millions of others.
Everything is harmless, until someone suffers harm. Ask Huma.
"We don't know if Mrs. Wiener, or possibly Weiner, is doing her job.
Maybe she has him blocked."
I'm positive that must be the case. And it must be so bad that he has to text his johnson.
why do all the beautiful women end up with those dogs
Who here, when growing up, had teachers that referred to permanent markers as indelible markers?
Titus,
The wife is hot too.
That bag o' bones? Gimme a break.
I'll take your word on hogs, dude, but you're gonna have to trust ME on this one,...
Althouse says Scott Walker is disappointed in Ryan Braun, not only for using performance enhancing drugs but for lying about it.
Are there no drugs that make you better at lying?
Solo violinists take a small dosage of beta blockers.
It keeps the heart from speeding up, which has the perverse effect of calming you, as if cause and effect were actually the other way.
My heart is not beating fast so I must not be nervous.
I don't know if symphonies test for this now.
PDQ Bach Symphonic performance enhancement.
Maybe Weiner is on the cutting edge of a fresh new perversion. He's a messenger from the future. Back in the 18th century, men in pursuit of women learned elaborate dances and worried about having well turned calves. Seems kind of stupid now, but that's how you wooed women back then. Maybe Weiner knows something about new millennium courtship rites that we don't.
Not a cloud in the ceiling
lol.
The flashpoint was, as soon as those two losers hit the podium everybody, and I mean everybody - photographers, reporters, TV folks, and just people walking by - all started raining rotten tomatoes down on them. I heard later they didn't want to go with the bucket of blood scene from Carrie.
Screams of "Do you think we're stupid?" were hurled at Huma and "We're done with you!" hit Weiner with such force they visibly shrank his nuts to the size of his sexts. As they dove for cover, the mob became a roving band of cartoon vigilantes, armed with only good taste and a wicked sense of humor.
Crack, your lips to God's ears.
As it were.
That baby is cute. Takes after his mother.
Hey! You didn't see his cannoli on the ultrasound!
Oh please Crack if she flashed her cooch to you and said take me you would break your "celibacy" pledge pronto.
I mean, hello, you are black. You dudes do our white fat outcasts. Like Chris Rock said, a crease will do, even if it is in the armpit.
And I hate to join a winger bandwagon but wtf is with Spitzer coming back? Incredible.
I know. Forgiveness.
There is something wrong with Huma's face. I mean, I get that she is in her late thirties and has had a child, but she is a 6 at best.
I don't get some of the reports of her as being super attractive.
Also don't understand why some people consider Huma Abedin a great beauty. She just looks like a meticulously groomed and very thin New Yorker with much nose and too much mouth.
"Carlos Danger"? Not only should he be thrown off the planet for that, everyone that told him to run again should be thrown off the planet with him.
Seriously, that is more fucking stupid than Gary Hart getting caught on The Monkey Business conducting monkey business after daring the press to follow him.
Imagine receiving such a text.
Ha ha ha. The mere thought of this makes me laugh out loud.
This was not the comment I was expecting to read from Freeman Hunt, of all people! Life is full of pleasant surprises.....
The whole thing is a bag of dicks.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ha. I don't think that comment is out of the norm for me at all. Maybe you've been reading a different me.
Icepick said...
"Carlos Danger"? Not only should he be thrown off the planet for that,
Actually, using the name Carlos Danger seems ballsy.
/ducks
Titus,
Oh please Crack if she flashed her cooch to you and said take me you would break your "celibacy" pledge pronto.
No, I'd get on the phone to Freeman all like, "You're not gonna believe this shit!"
<I mean, hello, you are black. You dudes do our white fat outcasts. Like Chris Rock said, a crease will do, even if it is in the armpit.
When my marriage broke up, the first advice I got from a foster sister was "Find you a fat girl." No mention of race. And nothing difficult to understand. It's just a fact, women with meat on their bones take better care of a man. Shit, she's already happy cooking! If you like her cooking, she likes you, too. Hang around, sailor.
And one more thing:
Sure, black men like Lisa Lapinelli back. But just because white culture is hooked on The Auchwitz Look, doesn't mean their vision of beauty or, especially, what constitutes a good night in the sack, is correct.
I mean, you're gay, dude,...
Crack, Tom Wolfe's character Sherman McCoy ("The Bonfire of the Vanities") described women such as Huma as social X rays.
"They keep themselves so thin, they look like X-ray pictures ... You can see lamplight through their bones ... while they're chatting about interiors and landscape gardening ... and encasing their scrawny shanks in metallic Lycra tubular tights for their Sports Training Classes ..."
via Drudge:
Demanded woman delete messages; Promised her job, condo in Chicago...
Come on NY - this is the guy for you. He and Huma are power hungry - please help them.
I just tweeted a pic of my junk to the junk yard so they know that it's ready to be picked up.
"No, I'd get on the phone to Freeman all like, "You're not gonna believe this shit!""
Ha!
Icepick said...
Actually, using the name Carlos Danger seems ballsy.
If by "ballsy" you mean "dumber than a bag of dicks", then yes, yes it is.
Yes, yes, that's exactly what I meant. And stuff.
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