Thursday, July 16, 2015

Switcheroo



The Young Martyr by Paul Delarouche must go. The vibes are all wrong, Man. I forgot how heavy the board is and it is slightly longer and slightly shorter than these four together with spaces. I don't know what I'll do with it. I don't like it anymore. Rocks are better. My photographs of my onetime playground are better. The whole room is better.

10 comments:

bagoh20 said...

I like it... alot!

bagoh20 said...

No, I do not think I'm on thesatorialist.com. I'm a blue collar rube of low breeding and lower sophistication, but I still like it: the bed, the light, the art. It moves me, and makes me horny, so that's good, right?

bagoh20 said...

I like the four separates, not the heteronormative fascist one.

Trooper York said...

Where is the autographed photo of Nomar Garciaparra that you whack your bag to?

ricpic said...

I'd keep the Delarouche in storage for when those rocks start to bore you. That's what I'd do. Free advice!

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Improvement!

Chip Ahoy said...

I intended to say how ace Flickr and Photoshop both are in under-promising and over-delivering. They say 10-14 days so I braced myself for it taking a long time.

I was still eager to observe process. Placed the order. Checked, it said, "order received." Fell asleep, checked again thinking it's the next day but it's not. Still says received and I'm going, "Come on!" Next day for real checked again, it says, "order accepted" And I'm all, "Accepted? I thought they were automatically accepted. Come on!" The next day it says, "processing," the next day it says, "shipped," the next day tiny bunny knock at the door and four identical packages sitting there.

The package delivery system in this country is spectacular.

And I'm hoping it's a machine that does this because I would love to see such a machine. Can you imagine it loaded with frames and with canvas-paper on rolls, Gallons of ink, staplers incorporated into the machine, a hangar putter oner. There are two of them like tiny hinges with an open mouth and teeth to grab a brad, you can center, one, two, right or left of center tooth gap. It makes hanging portrait or landscape a snap. These were very easy to handle and to hang. I recall a designer making such an arrangement and agonizing over measurements. I didn't do that. They thought of everything to make it easy as pie. Ordering is simple. Photobucket presently has 80% off. That is considerable and well worth it. You can open an account, upload your pics, choose a few, have them printed and sent to you. Quite a value, actually. So. I say, go for the largest possible.

Anne in Rockwall, TX said...

The balance is much better. Losing the heavy piece overhead works. It's restful, inviting and much more subtly erotic.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Hi Chip - what company did you use to accomplish this?

Chip Ahoy said...

April, apologies, saw your question very late. This was Flickr. I wish I had used Photobucket. It's the same dealio. Except, Flickr's options force me to change the aspect ratio of my photographs, that means a lot of the sides get cropped off.

Photobucket is best. They often have specials to 80% off for the canvas prints bringing the cost to $114.00 including shipping. (78% off was the offer I used)

Photobucket could have been larger and less expensive. I recommend them. You must select the side treatment you want. I missed the wrap-around option or else I would have used them. When I realized I kicked myself in the beau-tox.