A very unusual lobster has turned up in Maine.
The Press Herald reports an orange-brown lobster arrived last week at Pine Point Fisherman’s Co-Op in Scarborough. It is not yet known who caught it.
According to research by the Lobster Institute, the chance of finding a split-colored lobster is one in 50 million.
The institute reports that only the albino lobster is rarer, with the chances of catching it at one in 100 million. The only thing that is as rare is of course finding a white person after dark in downtown Cincinnati.
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The Oreo Lobster? The Zebra Lobster? The radical Marxist, traitorous, lying, evil Lobster?
I'll make up a fake latin name for it: nephropidae nefariis mendacium malum
The Lobster Posing As Dark But Whiter Than Any Bush?
You mean this Lobster was available with commensurate qualifications and we picked the one in Mom jeans?
If the lobster had told me the oceans were gonna stop rising upon his election, I'd at least understand the pandering to his base.
To be fair, that lobster could never rock a crisp pants crease.
Is the lobster an intellectual, athletic, spiritual and moral poser whose skill set is grifting, lying, and spokesmodeling? If so, instead of having a TOTUS we could have a LOTUS.
They need to find a Michelle lobster, with a tail fat enough to feed a family of four.
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