Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Biden being Biden

"Tuesday, at Defense Sec. Ash Carter‘s swearing-in ceremony, Biden got all touchy feely with Carter’s wife, Stephanie. From the pictures, it looks like he’s whispering sweet nothings into her right ear. He’s also getting a good whiff of her shampoo."

22 comments:

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

In the old days he would have had the legal right to bang her.

Progress!!!!1!!1!

AllenS said...

She should have turned around and slapped his face.

What some people will put up with for a job...

Mitch H. said...

Droit du imbecile

Fr Martin Fox said...

Creepy.

In fairness, Bush was similarly creepy with German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

DADvocate said...
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DADvocate said...

He's probably standing behind her in order to hide his boner.

XRay said...

She is pretty cute so can't say as I blame him... but how disgusting.

Leland said...

In the old days he would have had the legal right to bang her.


Old days? She's not wearing a hajib. No wonder the Administration doesn't see ISIS as a threat. In the Caliphate, Biden could take her right there.

ricpic said...

What AllenS said.

Why'd she put up with it? Is acting respectable more important than her self-respect? Apparently.

edutcher said...

I recall Joe did enjoy his celeb status as a young widower.

Fr Martin Fox said...

Creepy.

In fairness, Bush was similarly creepy with German Chancellor Angela Merkel.


No, padre. Dubya just gave her a neck rub after a long meeting - and she laughed about it.

Amartel said...

The look on her face.

In FAIRNESS, Bush gave Merkel a shoulder rub in passing which she wasn't expecting and the left went apeshit. This looks like a full body press which is about to turn nuzzly and gross, and he does this weirdly familiar thing with women all the time. So in FAIRNESS, there's no comparison.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I think that right about now would be a pretty good time to resist the urge to say some of the things I want to say and, instead, to say that I really like her necklace, because it reminds me of those Danish butter cookies I used to get out of the vending machine that were in the shape of a daisy with a dollop of raspberry jam in the middle.

Tasty!

Amartel said...

Biden on Somalis: "There's an awful lot of them driving cabs."

In FAIRNESS, this was just today.

Fr Martin Fox said...

Well, my recollection of the Merkel thing was he kind of ambushed her, and her expression made me think she really didn't like it, but she wasn't going to slap the POTUS. But that could have been me. That was a video; this is a photo; with photos, sometimes it looks worse than it is.

But I won't belabor the point. It's about impossible to defend the VP.

edutcher said...

There was video on the Dubya/Angie thing.

Only reason I knew she laughed.

AllenS said...

Biden is probably thinking that the POTUS is out of town golfing, and WTF, I'm running the show now, so, why not grab some women.

Rhythm and Balls said...

Bush and Biden were definitely being weird. Wonder if they took lessons from this guy.

Rabel said...

"It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon."

Methadras said...

Jesus this guy is a creepy assclown. How the fuck does a guy like this get to the position he's in. Seriously.

Methadras said...

DADvocate said...

He's probably standing behind her in order to hide his boner.


Yeah, in her butt.

Chip Ahoy said...

That is sexual harassment straight up.

Waiters and waitresses did that to me my early life up to mid twenties, minus the whispering sweet nothings in my ear, but nearly as creepy.

*whispers* you've got three seconds to remove your hands from my shoulders or I'm pushing the button on this here rape alarm, a thousand one, a thousand two, a thou..."

But sometimes youngsters are just so doggone cute.

They're like little puppies and you have to touch their fur and pet them.

I guess.

I went through old papers and found old photographs from when I worked. Maybe I should show you these.

One I am showing a framed picture I painted. One of the two the FRB bought. They used the photo for an article in their newsletter, contributing to my fame throughout that place and the district. I am wearing warehouse clothes that day, not a suit or sport coat. The picture is woefully wrongly framed, poorly composed. I remember the moment and now I wonder what the woman was thinking. 1/3 of the picture is the ordinary suspended ceiling light. Recalling the moment I conclude that must come from being so short. My hair is rather thick in the pic and now looking back I can kind of see why people kept sticking their hands in my hair. The whole time I was like, get the fuck out of my hair.

And I mean it.

Adults always stuck their hands in my hair, with their stinking filthy lit cigarette holding mitts. Stuck their hands right in there and rattled my hair around. My father used to comb my hair. Both parents fussed about the way we were dressed. Hands all over us. I realized just recently that we were like their little toys. Like their little living dolls. They bought us every toy imaginable, go through the catalog, every toy possible, because they wanted to see their little toys playing with toys and they liked to play with our hair.

But you have to draw the line somewhere and this Biden guy is way beyond that, way out of line.

Aridog said...

Methadras said...

Jesus this guy is a creepy assclown. How the fuck does a guy like this get to the position he's in? Seriously.

Easy one...as life insurance for the POTUS.