Sunday, June 29, 2014

Shane, knock it off

Or you're fired!

Whiteboard notes from Walmart management to a goofing employee. A dozen messages.

twentytwowords.com
http://twentytwowords.com/whiteboard-notes-from-walmart-management-scolding-a-hilariously-dumb-employee/

Example:


Real? Eh, who knows? More pretend Shane in comments.

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Dear Management,
This job is so boring I'm trying to spice it up a bit. So is Chuck.
-Shane.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Reminds me of the Mash PA announcements.

They seem to have been taken off YouTube.

sakredkow said...

Funny.

KCFleming said...

Fake but clever.

rcommal said...

Re: Whiteboard, Walmart & etc. I have no true facts as to what's true in that situation and what is not true in that situation.

The reason I'm commenting, however, is that reading those notes reminded me of nothing so much as slam-books of the vintage of back in the day, around about 1971-1975. That was a jolt, I confess. But then I smiled. And then I didn't, so much.

rcommal said...

My theory a long time ago was that slam books were a reaction to autograph books. Hell, haven't thought about that in years. But who knows? Maybe that was so; maybe that was not so.

JAL said...

Ha ha.

Sent them to the kids so they can snicker too.

Mitch H. said...

Reminds me of 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army. As you can tell from the context of the list, it was created by some random member of IFOR in the late Nineties.