Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Guest Post: "Floridians Beware: Why You Don't Put Christmas Lights On A Palm Tree"
"When you live in a tropical area, what’s wrong with having some good old fashioned Christmas spirit? A lot! That’s what! Especially when you decide to deck out the palm tree in your front yard. Do you really want to corrupt the whole neighborhood? Women fainting as the pass by the erupting phallic object, kids laughing and pointing, men feeling inadequate and ashamed. No one wants any of that… Be kind this holiday season and avoid lighting up your palm trees."
Guest Post AllenS
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I've been warned about hair on my palms many times, but this is the first time I've been warned about Christmas lights.
Bliss gets two extra credit pun points!
Thank you for this photo. Now I have the cover picture of Christmas cards for good friends
and several relatives.
And that's one to grow on.
AllenS - Do you have a silo at your place? I've got some extra lights.......
I looked right at that picture and didn't see it until I was told.
That really is grim.
I do have a silo. It's made out of cement. I'm not climbing up there.
I'm having trouble seeing the problem here. It's Christmas frivolity with a happy ending. Cheers!
Synova - me too. I saw a palm tree dressed in lights.
Has it been that long, girls?
LOL, Bags!
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