Sunday, May 1, 2022

Well you what we do when that happens


Well, I got banned from the TV blog again! They called me racist and homophobic! They really know me!

I have been banned about ten times from that site. I use various names but now I think they tracked me by my IP or something since they banned me with one strike and mentioned previous things, I had said under a different screen name. I guess it is a good thing as I waste too much time there commenting on various TV shows. I like the give and take, and I would always get an enormous amount of likes for my posts and jokes. This time I got banned for calling the people who have tried to destroy Hallmark groomers. Imagine that I got banned on the Hallmark thread.

Now Hallmark isn't totally ruined although it is getting pretty fucked up. They are featuring same sex couples and every commercial only has mixed race couples in it. No all white or all black couples. Did you know that 9% of the married couples are interracial in America. On my TV it seems that it is  100% which isn't so bad if it had a point. The couple on Ghost is fine as the husband is likeable and funny unlike the original British version. Even that wokefest 911 Lone Star has a believable couple even thought the redneck firefighter is married to the very religious black lady. You can kind of believe those relationships. Most of the other ones not so much. So I pick and choose the Hallmark movies and tv shows I watch. 

Youse guys are going to be subject to reviews and discussions about them because I was banned from the TV blog. See. You thought this subject had nothing to do with you!

I have pretty much limited my TV viewing to Julia, Ghosts, NCIS Hawaii and the Real Housewives. Also Hallmark movies. They are all over my DVR.

Now you might have heard about the talent raids the GAC channel is pulling on Hallmark. They are signing some of the big stars to exclusive contracts like the Full House housefrau and the skinny bitch from the Wonder Years. Hallmark is replying by signing some of their stars to long contracts. It's like George Steinbrenner bought a TV channel. I love it.

You might know the Hallmark recipe. A girl leaves her high paying job in the city to go back home to her families failing bakery, Christmas tree farm, diner or animal shelter. She meets a salt of the earth widower with a cute daughter and a cute dog. The meet, argue and eventually fall in love as she decides to leave her job as an ad exec to work in her families blueberry patch. Now the format changes once in a while so when there is a slight variation it is very enjoyable.

In a recent offering called "A Tail of Love" they mix it up. An army guy who is coming back home to sell his families pet food company meets the lovely skinny blond girl who owns the rescue shelter next door. His family was a big supporter and donated lots of food and money to keep it going. They even sold the property to them to build the house and shelter. The evil businesswoman who bought the company decides to evict them because nobody can find a record of the sale. Hijinks ensue. It all turns out right in the end as the couple gets together and the Army guy adopts a rescue dog that had just come back from Afghanistan. You see this was set before Biden became President. 

I love these kinds of movies. Yeah I like sex and violence as much as the next guy if the next guy is Hunter S Thompson but I don't want to see politically correct bullshit which is all you see these days. This was a nice gentle comedy that is perfect to watch before you go to bed.

Plus you know what? GAC family channel plays reruns over night. Bewitched and I Dream of Jeanie!

Fuckin' A you can't beat this shit.

2 comments:

edutcher said...

You got banned?????

Tell it not in Christendom.

Hallmark has a seemingly unending backlog of sappy movies, so they can dilute the Woke, especially since the woke may now be on the critical list. Kinda like Black Rock when they'd do reruns of their Westerns from other seasons.

Yeah, The Blonde loves that stuff, when she isn't watching one of those profiler shows.

I, of course, stick with the classics - Wagon Train, Cheyenne, etc.

ampersand said...

Every Hallmark Movie Ever