Tuesday, April 13, 2021
The Summer of Boo Boo
Papa Bear was pretty upset. You see he voted for Donald Trump twice. He was tired of all of the illegal immigrants that were flooding Jellystone. So when Clueless Joe Biden stole the election he was very pissed off. He hated these immigrants.
I mean the black bears were bad enough. They were all on welfare or just stealing stuff. Every time a ranger shot a bear for attacking campers they would riot and loot the Severn Eleven and the CVS. Then we had to deal with the Brown bears that had snuck over the border to take the jobs that us all American Silverback grizzlies used to do. Papa was a proud Silverback and he just hated the wetbacks. Then it got worse.
The Oriental bears started moving in.
A bunch of them washed up ashore from the Lake on a ferry called the Golden Venture. 250 Chinese bears came ashore. They weren't even like the few oriental bears we had before. They at least stayed to themselves running the laundry or the take out garbage dump. These new bears demanded that we take care of them. They said they were smarter than American bears and wanted all the slots at the bear school. They wouldn't speak English. But that wasn't the worst of it. You see the brought disease with them.
One of them gave Sister Bear a virus. And we were all scared.
It was the Summer of the Ling Ling Flu.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)