Tuesday, April 13, 2021

The Summer of Boo Boo


Papa Bear was pretty upset. You see he voted for Donald Trump twice. He was tired of all of the illegal immigrants that were flooding Jellystone. So when Clueless Joe Biden stole the election he was very pissed off. He hated these immigrants.

 I mean the black bears were bad enough. They were all on welfare or just stealing stuff. Every time a ranger shot a bear for attacking campers they would riot and loot the Severn Eleven and the CVS. Then we had to deal with the Brown bears that had snuck over the border to take the jobs that us all American Silverback grizzlies used to do. Papa was a proud Silverback and he just hated the wetbacks. Then it got worse.

The Oriental bears started moving in. 

A bunch of them washed up ashore from the Lake on a ferry called the Golden Venture. 250 Chinese bears came ashore. They weren't even like the few oriental bears we had before. They at least stayed to themselves running the laundry or the take out garbage dump. These new bears demanded that we take care of them. They said they were smarter than American bears and wanted all the slots at the bear school. They wouldn't speak English. But that wasn't the worst of it. You see the brought disease with them.

One of them gave Sister Bear a virus. And we were all scared. 

It was the Summer of the Ling Ling Flu.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)


edutcher said...
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edutcher said...

FWIW Commie News Net announced a poll that quaveringly told the Lefties 55% of Rs think the election was stolen. Wonder what they think of the poll that said 40% of Demos would like to see a recount.

Of course, the last one I saw on the subject said it was 87%, but, as time goes by, the Lefties seem to be getting scared that, like the Evers Effluvia, we haven't bought the scam.

Republicans falsely believe Joe Biden's victory in the 2020 presidential election was the result of illegal voting or rigging. Additionally, 60% of Republicans incorrectly agree that the election was stolen from Republican Donald Trump.

These polls are the latest to indicate that Republicans mistakenly think that the 2020 election wasn't legitimate, when it clearly was.

Get the feeling that they're a little worried we don't believe them? "Ha. Ha. These foolish Deplorables. They don't believe us. We're so smart. How can they not believe us? All the cool people believe us. Don't the Deplorables? They must believe us! They must!*"

Nothing is going right even with FICUS being fed the policy.

We have the first vaccine rollout with a body count.

The Lefty paradises are still going up in flames. People are going stir crazy after a year of lockdown; they were supposed to have accepted it by now.

The death of Alcee Hastings and the election of a couple of Rs to the House has made Pelosi Galore's margin impossible without Rs crossing over.

Even Fake News says the mess at the border is a nightmare.

Gas prices are going up.

The government wants to turn boys into girls.

People hate the lying dogfaced pony soldier.

It was all supposed to work this time. They spent $5T of Monopoly money. They got an old white man to front for them.

Yeah, I'd say they're getting scared. Summer may be fun even if there isn't a break in the lockdown.

*Apologies to Olivia de Havilland

chickelit said...

Classic edutcherian post, Ed! Bravo!

MamaM said...
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MamaM said...

The Centers for Disease Control indicated in an alert Tuesday that the Johnson & Johnson vaccine could resume as soon as Wednesday. The alert came after a chaotic day when the Food and Drug Administration recommended there be a "pause" for the vaccine, leading virtually every state to halt use of the single-dose shot. CBS News

A Pause you say?

Guess which vaccine Whitmer was lobbying/begging Biden to send to MI by the bucket load??

Will news of this Pause cause the residents on the east side of the state who were initially feeling reluctant to get the vaccine to hesitate some more? Or decided to join this government push/experiment in the hope of staying safe?

Depending on what turns up, (if the key to a clotting cascade, found in the AstraZeneca version, is also present in the J and J version) it's possible MI may have been spared another or different ordeal when the request for the additional allotment of J and J vaccines was denied. Either way, the state is still in deep trouble, covid-wise and financially, with labor twice as hard for businesses to find than before to the shutdown, when things were in full swing.


bagoh20 said...

I have already been vaccinated with the Moderna brand, although it seems I was always incapable of getting Covid. I have spent the whole year surrounded by people who have tested positive, even people living in my house and driving in cars with me, yet I never tested positive for either the virus or the antibodies. I assume that, like many people, the virus just doesn't enjoy me.

I got the vaccine for one simple reason: it bestows benefits without costs or risks in my opinion. If it was possible, I would get a vaccine to prevent getting hit by lightning for the same reason. I would not, however, wear a lightning rod on my head, nor stay indoors to avoid being struck. Cost versus benefit.

edutcher said...

Mama, the Lefties don't want to lift the lockdown. Not only are they grooving on the power, as commenters all over Ye Olde Blogoshpere have noted, it's the lesson the Commies learned from the Krauts and the Nips. Keep everybody separated, so they can't compare notes,

This is how rebellions start.

it bestows benefits without costs or risks in my opinion.

As I said, we have the first vaccine rollout with a body count.

bagoh20 said...

Lets not make the same lie about deaths from the vaccine that they did with the wildly overstated deaths from Covid-19. It's the same bullshit.

If I get vaccinated, I don't have to give a shit what anybody else does with their choice. I like that.