Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Andrew Cuomo's New York

Andrew Cuomo announced new rules in response to the failure of the populace to acquiesce to his unconditional dictates.

He is placing a state trooper in front of every house of worship in New York State. These agents of the state will monitor worship services. Count how many people come in. See where they sit. See if they sing or pray loudly without wearing a mask. If they flout any of the states rules the house of worship would be shut down by the state.

He is paying particular attention to religious communities in Borough Park, Williamsburg, Crown Heights and Monsey New York. In order to properly identify the number of people entering said house of worship all who attend will be forced to wear a Star of David. Eventually they will be forced to get tatoos.


1 comment:

edutcher said...

Being too sure of your support can be a real killer.

Just ask the Ditzy Twits.

PS Thought you were going to do a follow-up on your piece about my piece on Westerns (I was really gratified when you called it epic).

PPS It does take a lot of thought, doesn't it?