10. Champion One of his first big roles it was the movie
that made him a star. He plays a heel even though he is the star of the movie.
One of the first and most successful anti-hero turns that has often been copied.
He plays a boxer who betrays his brother, his wife, his original manager who
taught him everything he knows. In other words the story arch of just about
every boxer who ever lived. The fights scenes are not that great but there is
some entertaining scenery chewing. With Marilyn Maxwell in the Robin Givens role
and Arthur Kennedy playing Mitt Romney.
9 A Gunfight A tight little western that I really enjoyed
because it has Johnny Cash as the other guy in the titular gunfight. An aging
broke gunfighter (Cash) rides into town and talks the resident retired
gunfighter (Douglas) into a staged duel in a bullfight arena. It was
interesting as it explores some Western cliches and the bad guy Cash wins
killing the supposed star. With Jane Alexander playing the woman who wondered
why she wasn’t married to a black guy so she could win a Tony award.
8 There was a
Crooked Man Where Kirk plays a prisoner
who has to break out to collect the proceeds of his last robbery. He conspires
with the Warden and there are couple of jail breaks and a lot of cynical
bullshit. Of course if it happened today he would have been out with no bail
and nobody would have ever saw him again. With Henry Fonda playing the Hillary
Clinton role
7 The War Wagon A rousing old school Western and one of
the minor films of the Duke’s repertoire. Several gay film critics have termed
it the most homoerotic John Wayne films as Kirk struts around in a black
leather jumpsuit in the whole movie. Lots of familiar beats without much new.
Entertaining but routine. With Howard Keel in the Elizabeth Warren role as the fake
Indian.
6 Seven Days in May A film ripped from today’s headlines where
the Deep State decides to stage a coup. Kirk plays a heroic junior Pentagon
staffer who is loyal to the President instead of the Deep State. You know its
fiction so you have to suspend your disbelief. It was a retelling of the Cuban
Missile Crisis with the military in the bad guy role and the heroic liberal
politicians being for the people. You know bullshit. They do get the endless
war stuff right but the rest of it is nonsense. With Edmond O’Brien as Mitch
McConnell, Whit Bissell as Mitt Romney and Hugh Marlowe as Jim Acosta.
5 The Big Sky The retelling of the classic A.B. Guthrie
novels which one of the first “adult” books I ever read. It is basically the
story of the mountain men who traded with the Indians for pelts. Great scenery
and some compliant Indian maidens. With Hank Worden in one of his singular
roles as a half a retard.
4 The Vikings The story of the 1970 Superbowl in which
Kirk plays Joe Kapp the only quarterback who went to the Superbowl by throwing
every forward pass end over end. With Janet Leigh as Georgia Frontierie and
Ernest Borgnine playing Helen Thomas.
3 Spartacus A retelling of the slave revolt in ancient
Rome. Written by famous commie Howard Fast it brought a bunch of blacklisted
Hollywood types getting a paycheck. A vanity production it is a rousing tale
full of action and thrills. And the delicious Jean Simmons. With Sir Laurence
Oliver as Pete Buttigieg and Corey Booker's grandfather as the black guy who gets killed first.
2 The Gunfight at
OK Corral The perfect Western set to a Frankie Laine
sound track. I watch it at least once a month just to get a Western fix. Lots
of interesting little east eggs like Dennis Hopper as Billy Clanton and Doc McCoy
from Star Trek as one of the Earps. Kirk is the best Doc Holiday in my humble
opinion. With John Ireland as the best Johnny Ringo and Jo Van Fleet as my
favorite whore.
1 Town With Out
Pity I know this is an idiosyncratic
choice as the best Kirk Douglas film but I don’t give shit. Another film torn
from today’s headline it illustrates how our troops overseas are not
appreciated by the people we are there to protect. A bunch of US Soldiers are
accused of Harvey Weinstein a Kraut and Kirk plays the fancy defense lawyer
full of sleazy lawyer tricks. With Sergeant Carter as the sleaziest rapist and
Robert Blake practicing for when he would beat the case after he beat his wife.
And one of my all-time favorite theme songs. A must see and a perfect advertisement
as to why we should bring our boys home.
These are my choices. I know ed will think differently but I will stick with these films. Most of them will be replayed on AMC the next few weeks. You should check them out.
8 comments:
Where is ed?
You are slipping, Trooper. No mention of the Tony Curtis. Wasn't there an extended cut of a scene in Roman baths with homosexual overtones?
He and I both mentioned it - oysters and snails, doncha know.
Oh, all right, I shoulda noticed the Buttagieg reference, but I don't apologize for not getting the oysters and snails reference, no siree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ0VSmkebwk
I thought it was geoducks and clams.
Sometimes a banana and sometimesasnail.
Gooeyducks in the tub are another matter.
I would put "Out of the Past" in the best of list, Kirk plays a skeezy gangster trying to find a dame that ran off with his money. Jane Greer is a knockout and a young Rhonda Fleming too. Robert Mitchum plays the shmoe.
Mountain Man: Hey you dirty heathen got any good pelts?
Indian: Have I got a deal for you! But don't cut the firewater this time.
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