His real super villain name is ..... The Waddler!

There is a continuing meme on the internet that President Trump is Batman and his various adversaries are super villains. Adam Schiff for Brains is often presented as an effeminate Riddler. Drunken Old Nancy is portrayed as a transsexual Two Face. But the one that is the most apt is the depiction of that fat bag of shit Jerome Nadler as the Penguin. If the lap band fits!

The Penguin is the second most famous of all of Batman's villains. Born Oswald  Chesterfield Cobblepot the Penguin was abused as a child because of his fat gross weird appearance. His only friend was his mother and his only solace was the birds that he cared for in her shop where she sold exotic pets. He eventually grew up to be a ruthless mob boss aligning himself with the Mafia and other gangworld elements by using murder and intimidation to profit and build his fortune. You know. Like Hillary Clinton.

Most of us associate the Penguin with the classic portrayal in the old sixties TV Batman where he was played by the inimitable Burgess Meredith. This version was relatively benign and the affection we feel for Mr. Meredith due to his work in the Twilight Zone and the Rocky movies gives his performance a forgiving glaze. Not as violent as in other versions this is the one that the Waddler aspires to become. A less criminal henchmen to the main villains such as the Joker or Nancy Pelosi. But he can not carry Burgess's jock. In fact he would probably eat it.

The Penguin as portrayed by Danny Devito in the Batman movie is a different kettle of fish. His backstory rips off Moses as he is the deformed son of wealthy parents who throw him down the sewer. You know. Sort of what Joe Biden should have done to Hunter and saved all of us so much trouble. Anyhoo he plots revenge as he is planning to kill all the first born sons of Gotham. Very biblical. His version is the one that most accurately approximates the Waddler's physical appearance. Although Jerry is of course grossly obese. Speaking as a fat guy he gives all of us fat guys a bad name. The simple fuck pulls his pants up under his arms. He looks like a fucking blimp in a three piece suit. How anybody thinks he has any credibility is beyond me.

The recent Gotham TV series had a different take on the Penguin, Portrayed by Robin Lord Taylor he is much closer to the classic origin story with his symbiotic relationship with his mother and his eccentricities. Of course they made him gay because every character in TV these days has to be gay or in a multi-racial relationship but he is still the classic gang lord. A gay lord gang lord if you will. Now that is something the Waddler could get into and use to his advantage. When the socialists primary this time as they have said they would he can come out as gay and pick up a few votes. Why not. We know he would do anything to get elected.

This dissertation seems to have wandered all over the place. I guess I lost my point. Oh now I have it.

Jerome Nadler is a villain. A super villain. The Waddler. His attempt to reverse the election and overturn the constitution puts him right up there with Benedict Arnold or Ethel Rosenberg. We need to fight him the same way. I want to see Cocaine Mitch punch him in his fat face when he brings the impeachment articles to the Senate. I want to see "BAM" and "KABOO" splashed across the screen as he is beaten down like a dog.

The God Emperor of the Cherry Blossom Throne is just the man to destroy him.