Blah blah blah blippidy blah blah, name, name, name, somebody, somebody, nobody cares, history, irrelevant, blah, blah, turkey, nobody cares, done.
Don't watch it.
I wish they would just stop. Your little square dance is stupid.
LIVE: President @realDonaldTrump Pardons the National Thanksgiving Turkey https://t.co/UjbVbghSiS— The White House (@WhiteHouse) November 26, 2019
Slaughtering, gutting, de-feathering, cleaning, salting, cooking that turkey would be 100X more interesting than a little fake-@ass turkey-pardoning ritual. As if the turkey did something wrong or had been unjustly prosecuted and needs pardoning. It's silly. Washington is silly. All show people and they cannot even put on an interesting show.
Know what is interesting? Old people doing real things.
Incidentally, Bing is better at finding old YouTube videos than YouTube is. I spent untold hours, possibly minutes, searching YouTube and coming up short. Coming up with millions of irrelevant results, possibly hundreds, that got farther and farther away from my specific search parameters.
Turned to Bing [elderly couple, chicken] boom there it is third in the first row of videos. I recognized the woman instantly.
The couple slaughters and clean a chicken and coats it in salt to cook a kosher chicken. They show us how life was for everyone just a few generations ago. They sing together as they work. These people are real. They are interesting. They are a treasure. Washington people are unreal and uninteresting.
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Those "pardoned" turkeys are doomed. They are genetic freaks and can barely walk. They might live a year or so and then die. I wish they had heirloom turkeys (they might actually live a while at the farm) or better yet release a flock of wild turkeys somewhere.
More revelations about what the Demos did in Ukraine and the turkeys will be praying to be pardoned.
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