Sunday, September 22, 2019

Seminary students ritualize confessing their sins to plants

https://twitter.com/UnionSeminary/status/1174000941667880960

Confessing your CO2 emissions to plants that thrive on CO2 is ridiculous, and making a religion of talking to plants is empty theology. (It feeds your present day sanctimony while abandoning you at salvation.)


The Babylon Bee who right side blogs are enamored with responds with Disaster at Union Seminary as giant angry carnivorous plant does not accept students' apologies.

5 comments:

Joe Jackson said...

morons

edutcher said...

Considering how the Lefties look down their noses at anybody whop has religion (except, of course, the "Muslims"), they seem to loving aping a lot of religious rites.

Of course, Himmler made no secret he based the SS on the Jesuits, but at least he gave credit.

Dad Bones said...

Confessing your PC sins to a plant has the advantage of knowing the plant can keep a secret.

ampersand said...

This is my body , smoke this in remembrance of me.

chickelit said...

Harvey Weinstein didn’t confess sins to with plants — he sinned with plants!