We didn't know what to do with Natasha. She just loved to walk around the set naked. Well in a pair of knee high black riding boots and carrying a whip. She went through the crew like shit through a goose. There wasn't a guy on the set that she didn't bang. Even the gay ones gave it up because they didn't want to face her if she was pissed off.
She seemed so shy and demure. Nobody realized what a freak she really was. She would tell you to pull her finger. Then she would grab you pecker and pull on that. She was just insatiable. She did them all at one time or another.
There was only one guy she couldn't get no matter how hard she tried. Poindexter. He was just not interested. He only cared about science and was always making jokes about the periodic table that nobody understood. Natasha would sneak into his trailer and lay naked and play with herself while she waited for him to come back to the set. But he would just walk right past her to play with his chemistry set.
She was furious and felt the need for revenge. That was when she decided that she was actually going to kill the moose and squirrel. For real.
(Jay Ward and Alex Anderson, Rocky and Bullwinkle, E True Hollywood Story)
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