Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Bryan Moscoso drinks 2 cups of celery juice every day for a week

The kids like this video probably more than you will. Gauging by my own reaction. Then I read comments on YouTube and they think he's funny. They think the sounds he makes after each sip is hilarious. And they're impressed with his editing. A bit odd buying and making all the t-shirts just for a video.

I've had some bloody Mary mix that is really very good, even mixed with regular tomato juice 50/50. I'd like to make something like that. But there's always some health-nut telling you the things that you do to make things taste good are actually bad for you.  They do in his comments as well.

2 comments:

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Or how to torture yourself with celery juice for not good reason.

Did you hear about the girl who tired to de-tox by drinking loads of soy sauce? Did not turn out well.

MamaM said...

Celery Drama. A carefully crafted drama complete with costumes, designed to appear as artless and simple as celery, juiced up to yield a murky blend of absurdity and authenticity that appears serious yet isn't, seems silly yet isn't. Which makes it about as honest and dishonest as television in the 70's.

It looks like a healthier version of Tide Pods enacted by Super Celery Dave.

How much backed up stool was he hauling around before the juice kicked in?

And how on Day Two could his bowel movements be back to normal??? What was there left inside to move???

Was the juice his only intake for the day or was he eating something in addition to drinking the juice? What was the point of drinking two cups all at once? Why not three cups or one twice a day?

We get a lengthy section on picking up the box and trundling it to the car, while the juicer magically cleans itself to look shiny and bright for the next round?

The absurdity drives me nuts. But I did watch, react and respond, which appears to be the goal.