Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Al Gore: The ‘Climate Crisis’ Is So Bad, It’s Creating ‘Flying Rivers’ And ‘Rain Bombs’

Okay, you fabulist, world's first carbon billionaire, nothing else you predicted happened, I'll give you five seconds. Make it good.
Flying or atmospheric rivers are long streams of rain-bearing clouds that carry huge amounts of water vapour over long distances, ending as heavy rain bombs over a small, concentrated area. Gore said a city in California was recently hit by such weather, with the “river” in the air having flown thousands of kilometres from an area in the Pacific Ocean.
Well. I'll admit, that was pretty good.

More Al Gore words at SHTF plan.

9 comments:

AllenS said...

Probably not rain bombs. How about bird shit falling from the sky?

AllenS said...

No, Al, it's not a flying river, but Trump peeing on your leg, and telling you that it's raining.

edutcher said...

I thought all that global warming was drying out everything.

Tank said...

This lunatic was a hair away from being President.

The Dude said...

We used to call that "the jet stream". You know, kind of like Al's Gulfstream.

As for bombogenesis, we have had those throughout history. We are having one now. Somehow I am surviving.

ampersand said...

Al Gore's a billionaire. Like Maharishi Yogi,the Bakkers and the Clintons, the lunatics are the ones who gave them the money.

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deborah said...

"Well. I'll admit, that was pretty good."

lol

deborah said...

"No, Al, it's not a flying river, but Trump peeing on your leg, and telling you that it's raining."

ftw:)