Over the summer, I was a victim of theft. Petty crime is up here in proggy paradise.
I parked my bike where I always park it when I go to the farmers market-- Year after year without incident - under the tree near the high school. Others do so too. Parked the bike on a Saturday afternoon, come back and my bike panniers are gone. Damn. I was mad. Not so much at the panniers but my favorite emergency rain jacket was stuffed in one.
I thought about ways to seek revenge. One idea was to wrap cat turds in almond roca candy wrappers. another idea was to actually figure out a way to film the thieves. some sort of a sting operation.
The idea in that video would satisfy. oh yes it would. mmm hmmm.
They all look like the sort of people whose life keeps exploding in their face. I'm not all that sympathetic but it's tough to negotiate life's hurdles when you're too dumb to realize that you're not smart enough to be slick.
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Over the summer, I was a victim of theft. Petty crime is up here in proggy paradise.
I parked my bike where I always park it when I go to the farmers market-- Year after year without incident - under the tree near the high school. Others do so too.
Parked the bike on a Saturday afternoon, come back and my bike panniers are gone. Damn. I was mad. Not so much at the panniers but my favorite emergency rain jacket was stuffed in one.
I thought about ways to seek revenge. One idea was to wrap cat turds in almond roca candy wrappers. another idea was to actually figure out a way to film the thieves. some sort of a sting operation.
The idea in that video would satisfy. oh yes it would. mmm hmmm.
They all look like the sort of people whose life keeps exploding in their face. I'm not all that sympathetic but it's tough to negotiate life's hurdles when you're too dumb to realize that you're not smart enough to be slick.
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