"Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever."
"What if we killed everyone with cancer to stop it from spreading"
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
In high school drama class a buddy forgot his line and replied awkwardly with, How about them Jays? Has been go to question ever since.
Weather is nice (if the weather is nice) Weathers not nice (if the weather is not nice)
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Who farted? (you can modify to who pootered to be more polite)
Cancer doesn't work like that. We need to kill everyone with the common cold.
Cancer is not contagious, except for Kaposhi's sarcoma.
As for sports, the correct question is "Hao 'bowt dem Owes, hon?" Never fails in Dundalk.
Since I rarely interact with humans my usual question is "Who wants walkies?"
In NY I would hear, how about those Mets?
"Do you like fish sticks?"
"Watch out for falling bears."
Sixty Grit said...
Cancer is not contagious, except for Kaposhi's sarcoma.
As for sports, the correct question is "Hao 'bowt dem Owes, hon?" Never fails in Dundalk.
Since I rarely interact with humans my usual question is "Who wants walkies?
I've come to the believe that some, if not many cancers are in fact contagious or can be.
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