"Hey there Mr. Cartwright. Nice to meet you. My name is Armand Ellroy. I wonder if I can get a photo and autograph. My boy is a big fan of yours."
"Sure Armand. Hey what kind of name is that. You one of the Eyetalians?"
"No Armenian actually. I am Rita Hayworth's manager."
"Really? So let me ask you. Are you getting any of that gash?"
"Oh no it is a strictly business relationship."
"That's too bad. I hear she is hot stuff. You know you remind me of my high school gym teacher. He taught me a lot of stuff."
"Really. Like what? Climbing up a rope"
"I guess you can call it that. Hey after this you can come back to the Ponederosa and I can show you my rare clumbers. Scooch in close now."
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Is nothing sacred?!
Wow, Podesta was everywhere.
So Hoss illuminati corrupted John Podesta. Or was it the other way around?
Podesta's nickname was Candy.
The Book of Hossaroni - The San Francisco Treatise
After Hoss died, it was discovered that he was the unknown factor in Bonanza's success. He wasn't considered one of the stars of the show, but after his death the ratings plummeted and the show was canceled.......Podesta was a sort of reverse Hoss. He was a bit player in Hillary's campaign but, as it turned out, he was a key player in her failure. I don't mean to belittle Weiner's enormous contributions, but Podesta was the key. He was the one with the password for flop.
He does look like Podesta!
He is actually James Ellroy's father. You know the famous mystery author that had his mother murdered. This is his poor father.
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