Monday, December 12, 2016

The God Emperor is continuing to name the top men to his men!

Jose Canseco really wants to be head of the Fed 

NEW YORK POST By Daniel Halper December 12, 2016

Former Major League slugger Jose Canseco is dangling himself as the home run pick for Federal Reserve chair — or at least ambassador to Cuba.
The big league lobbying — presumably a joke — comes as Canseco, 52, praised President-elect Donald Trump for considering former Mets manager Bobby Valentine as the ambassador to Japan.
“Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump good pick on Bobby for Japan. I would be open to Ambassador of Cuba job or Fed Chair. See u soon,” the slugger began.

Canseco, who wrote a tell-all book about his steroid usage and rock-star lifestyle in 2005, continued to make his case: “Hey don @realDonaldTrump can help u with press too. When I was CEO of Canseco Financial was on CNBC with @mariabartiromo a lot. Nice lady.”
“Hey brother @realDonaldTrump give me control of the Fed and we will make the economy great again. Dow at 40k in 4 Years. #Yeswecanseco,” he added.
Finally, the ex-A’s bat-man tweeted, “Also amigo @realDonaldTrump keep the people away from S&P index funds — they have REIT crap in them that’s going to burst with rates rising.”
Trump has not yet commented about the offer.
(There are so many thing to love about this. Jose calling the God Emperor his "Little Buddy" like he is the Skipper. Bobby Valentine as ambassador to Japan. Only right since he was just as good a baseball manager as Caroline Kennedy. Best of all is putting Jose in charge of our money since he did so great with his own. Poetry I tell. 
Only top men for the Trump Administration. Top men I tell ya.)


ricpic said...

But but but......Jose Canseco and Bobby Valentine are obvious Russian agents of influence!

Methadras said...

I'd love to be ambassador of Jose's ex-wifes landmarks. RAWR!!!

edutcher said...

No, it's not top men.

It's top men.



Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Didn't all the steroids use shrink Jose Cansenco's huevos to humming bird size infertile pods?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Wait, ed, was Jose a top?

windbag said...

What position will Brooke Hundley assume in the administration?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I got banned from RedState. No reason given. Apparently I am a bit too pro Trump.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

It was for this post. Your buddies Neil and Bill S took me out.


Rabel said...

"Trump is an ignorant assclown, chapter eleventy. Who's surprised? Not me.
His Neanderthal supporters will still hang his picture over their beds, no matter what he does."

- Bill S

Bill seems like a class act.

AllenS said...

The last time that Jose used his head, was when he let a baseball bounce off of it for a home run.

bagoh20 said...

RE: Evi's banning at RS.

I rarely read it, but what a bunch of pussies. Serious myopia. If they ban Evi, they just aren't open to reasonable well-presented arguments. I don't see any purpose in returning there.

ricpic said...

Behind all the braggadocio Red State is run by a cuck. Full disclosure: I was banned there too.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

ricpic, I called their hero Evan "McMuffin" for accusing Trump of being a "disloyal American."

The horror!

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Now I am banned completely from Red State. Neil Stevens did not like that I questioned him.

deborah said...

Their loss, Evi. What good is an echo chamber, anyway?

Trooper York said...

I was banned the first time I posted a diary. I lasted one day.

They are in for a world of hurt in Trumps America. He is going to make them cry little girl tears with every success. Ha.

Trooper York said...

I would love to post a word of appreciation for the great Lem who provides the forum here. He is a kind and generous and stand up guy. He never edits for content. Well except for the sexy. It seems that Google screws with the ads if we have sexy photos.

But political view points are never censored.

He needs a pat on the back.

Especially since it is hurting from losing packages at UPS.

Gracias Amigo.