"You have an incurable pompadour."
"Maybe I can stop it Nurse Roberts. 30 cc's of Brylcream stat!"
"I am sorry that just won't cut it Dr. Casey. Witch Hazel, Brylcream even Dippity Doo will not help. I am afraid you are stuck with it. But then you are Italian so what do you expect?"
"I know....let's have sex."