Ted Cruz is racking up the endorsements lately. Failed Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney endorses him. Failed Presidential Candidate John McCain endorses him. Failed Heterosexual Lindsey Graham endorses him. Failed Contestant on 'The Bachelor" JoJo Fletcher has endorsed him.
Now failed Primary Opponent and all around low energy establishment toad Jeb Bush is endorsing Ted Cruz. It can only be a matter of time until Failed Vice Presidential Candidate and Double Speaker of the House Paul "The Beard" Ryan comes out to support Teddy. I think good old Scott Walker is ready to endorse Teddy as well in the critical Cheesehead Primary. I think he got a message on his secret router or something.
Good show guys. Hip Hip Jorge! Muy bueno.
It is sort of like a car company running commercials by people who crashed their cars so they can sell the next Edsel. Because that's a testimonial you can take to the bank.
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Can you love a Cuban the way you can love a Mexican, Señor Yeb?
Have you seen Heb's wife? He's nuts over her.
Shouldn't the car in that picture be something made by AMC?
When Cruz loses can he get back his old job as Count Chocula spokesman?
I think that is an actual edsel.
Well, he was well-regarded as FL governor.
It did count for something.
What's interesting is that the One True Ted could have used some of these endorsements, and a lot less competition, about a month ago.
You get the feeling it's only because of his delegates.
These are Darryl Strawberry Home Runs.
Ask Lem what that means.
You want an endorsement?
In the words of Crocodile Dundee, THIS is an endorsement:
Harry Reid, "Never, ever, ever underestimate Trump"
It looks like a 1961 4 door post sedan Ford, which, in the last year of Edsel production, was badge engineered to be an Edsel. The didn't have the distinctive grill of previous models, just kind of a tarted up Ford design. And since the grill is smashed, I can't say for certain what it is, other than totaled. Which is the best possible outcome for all Edsels. I used to work with a guy who drove one - this was in the late 1970s, early '80s, and his was a '59, I think. He also wore Earth shoes. Yeah, it was in California.
I don't know Sixty. When I googled Edsel in a car crash this came up.
I must confess I don't know anything about cars so I can't really say.
Now if you were to show me a photo of the vagina of a starlet of the 1960's I could definitely identify it for you. Just sayn'
Well, we were talking about Edsel grills, so you are on the right track.
And from Dagmars you are knowing, right?
Hubby says.....1960 Ford Galaxie. He is a car savant.
He is correct about the year, I should know better - the '61 was very similar to the '63, which my parents owned.
However, I will amend my previous comment to suggest that it is a '60 Edsel - a quick search will show that the main difference was the grill, which in this photo, is smashed beyond recognition.
As always, I defer to the plumber, who is truly well versed on car lore.
When McConnell endorses we'll know that Cruz is done for.
wait, what about the coveted John McCain endorsement?
That is an 1960 Edsel. You can see the name on the rear fender. You can also tell by the way the side trim drops toward the back. Cheap Fords didn't have trim. The costlier ones had straight trim.
There you have it - that side trim is the clue we have been looking for. Ford was looking for a name for that disaster and among the proposals were the "Utopian Turtletop", "Pastelogram", "Turcotinga" and "Mongoose Civique".
And we can all rest easy knowing that this was the last disaster that Robert McNamara was involved in.
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