Campaigning for President did really commence until after the Administration of James Monroe. The founding fathers felt that campaign for office was vulgar and unseemly and should not be encouraged. Thus first ladies did not lower themselves to campaign and were famous for other more important things. The first lady with the most generous and toothsome of bosoms was of course Dolly Madison who was a widow and a “woman of the world” before her marriage to future President James Madison. Her décolletage was so spectacular that the President often used it confuse and distract political and diplomatic opponents during tough negotiations. It has been speculated that it was the display of her bounteous bosom during the negotiations with France during the Jefferson Administration that led to the Louisianan Purchase having been made at such a cheap price. Her breasts were immortalized in the naming of the city of Madison, Wisconsin which is generally considered to have the biggest collection of boobs resident in North America. Dolly's heaving bussoms inspired a line of ice cream and diary products that is sold to this day. Everyone agrees that Dolly Madison’s breasts remained a wonder and delight to all Americans not least due to the fact that they were as big as the bald head of Aaron Burr.
(First Ladies on the Stump, Doris Kearns Goodwin Playboy Press 2007)
4 comments:
You forget her tasty cakes.
It's rumored she hid the White House china and silverware in her cleavage when the British came to burn DC.
She might have made off with the crystal, but bustles hadn't been invented yet.
PS Bosom, not bussoms.
Nice perky tits.
I would of fucked her.
Bess Truman had the best attitude. Screw Washington, I hate this place, Give me Independence.
Notice current FLOTUS is out of the limelight. Probably happy painting her toenails and watching Paternity Court and Maury Povich all day long.
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