Scrappy Doo: Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!
Scooby Doo: Hey!
Scrappy Doo: Trolls don't stand a chance with me! Let me at em. I'll rock 'em and sock 'em. I give them what for. I post and I post and I don't care how many times I get deleted.
Fred: Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such things as Trolls on this blog! Don't bring your nonsense over here. We are here for a reason. To stay away from you.
Scrappy Doo: Sure there are, and when I find them I'll give them a good of puppy power!
[Urinates on Daphne]
Scrappy Doo: Ta-da!
Daphne: Oh God. He's peeing on me!
Fred: Don't worry. He does that on every thread.
18 comments:
Ban Meade, Titus and Schmendrik. On general principles. And because I've never been a gatekeeper. I wanna be a gatekeeper, or at least the guy who stands next to the gatekeeper shaking his fist, before I go. Is that so terrible?
I Just now thought of something.
Apparently last month I bought a package of sun dried tomatoes.
I'm going to take that package and mix some flour with it and process the daylights out of it to mostly powder.
Then I'm gonna make simple bread dough with twice as much oil and mix in the intensely flavored powdered sun dried tomato. And the best parmesan cheese. The best! No messing around.
And do the same thing with bacon.
Then cut the dough in half, then half, then tenths, that's forty.
Rolled out as children do into worms.
Very long worms. Line them all up. Allow to rise. Bake. Bake again lightly. Bake again lightly maybe a third time. Depends. Dry them out.
So when you bite off one end it goes poof in your mouth and dissolves to wad in there that you swallow leaving behind a mouth coated with intense sun dried tomato oil all over inside there so that you gnaw the breadstick like a rabbit until it is gone and feed another into your mouth like a gigantic living buzz saw chewing up lumber to smithereens.
It's a very good snack for me. Maybe not for you. This type of breadstick won the admiration of my peers at a nearby upscale food deli and restaurant. Kobi beef burgers, that sort of thing. Dude squeezed me like a tube of toothpaste. And he's British. That's coming way out of character. But maybe unsuitable for you. I keep forgetting this type of carbs really is not suited for most people. Not to munch on throughout the day. That wouldn't work for them.
I have three ideas backing up.
This is like idea constipation. I'm gonna have to poop out these ideas, poop, poop, poop; sun dried tomato super light breadsticks, crunchy coated flattened chicken breast sandwich with iceberg lettuce on homemade bread, and last, blueberry turnovers in homemade puff pastry. That right there is idea constipation. It usually doesn't happen like this.
I'm not into banning. Let free speech abound.
titus does not really add much other than his penis/funny feeling obsession. You could ban him based on the rated XXX factor. Some of us are delicate and impressionable.
I don't like echo chambers. they are boring.
You always welcome bags. You contribute as much as anyone here. We need to know what the establishment Mexican lovers have to say. I would never ban you in one of my threads no matter what you said.
At least if I have anything to say about it.
Titus is actually an artificial intelligence programed by international homosexual conspiracy to get you to react negatively to him so your name can go on a list.
They are sort of like SPECTRE. With aids.
I always delete the lawnboy. But it is up to the other contributors as to what they want to do.
He needs to get back what he did to other people.
Of course that is the whole basis of the Trump campaign. Doing it to them because they did it to us.
I do love Mexican establishments. I think the best food ever invented is chips and salsa. Put that together with a cold pitcher of margaritas and some dark-haired beauties and it's pure satisfaction... at a reasonable price.
"I don't like echo chambers. they are boring."
April, I totally agree but you must admit that some of these people are their own echo chamber, the same thing over and over and over.
Well then bring the funny Amartel and help us out. Wit and creativity are greatly appreciated. In fact if you have something you would like to say email it to me at trooperyork@gmail.com and I will post it under your name. That goes for you too April. Or bags. New stuff is always appreciated.
It is just that some of us like to return to recurring themes. In comedy that is what is know as a "call back." That is why I like series.
Lem can't do it all by himself.
He is in a domino tournament this week.
That Scooby drawing is wonderful.
"Draw a Great Dane on your back while you're running." That's perfect.
My German and Belgian shepherds are like that. A friend noticed it. She goes, "Damn, Dude, your dog would crawl inside your pocket if she could."
And I thought, maybe she would like it if I zipped her up inside my coat squished inside with me and she did not like that one single bit and tore out of my coat and there went the whole pocket theory.
Wait who gets the say in who's posts are deleted and who gets posted?
Troop I was not talking about you.
Amartel said...
"I don't like echo chambers. they are boring."
April, I totally agree but you must admit that some of these people are their own echo chamber, the same thing over and over and over.
I am getting stale aren't i? I need to up my game.
Allowing each co-contributor the option of determining the legitimacy and civility of the comments being posted on their threads seems like a good way to go.
Titus's use of crotch shots of naked men he's supposedly "done" as his avatar in comments posted on a public blog crosses the boundary of legitimate and civil contribution. When graphic descriptions of bowel habits and poop became passe, graphic descriptions of supposed homosexual encounters were next, followed by his most recent move of posting graphic penis shots along with tid-bits of supposed personal information about the pictured part owners, offered in combination with straight forward comments that appear to contain real meat. To regard Titus as a hapless obsessively repetitive homosexual sock puppet is to fall headlong into a load of shtick.
As for the Whatcheerful bird that shows up to provoke and dominate: What's the point? Watching his repeated attempts to bait others, and Trooper York in particular, with taunts that are even more juvenile than some of the stuff Trooper trots out as a Matter of Coarse is like watching Mario in short pants dredging up high school humor with which to ding the Donald. His lack of integrity was revealed when he missed the big picture and the boat the first time around and further attempts to control narratives have only served to wedge silliness into a gap of his own making.
You know what MamaM? You have inspired a new serie. Mr. Ed with Tourette's syndrome. What would you do with a horse that could talk but he only wanted to curse?
"A Horse that is coarse that can only talk and of course that horse that is coarse is the famous fucking Mr. Ed!"
I'm all for inspiration, TY!
Regarding the Trooper York suggestion that others consider bringing on the funny or whatever else they might have, it is intelligence, insight, wit, creativity, and laughter that form and reveal the best of Levity. Aside from the manipulative material being presented by the first two listed in comment one, I'd consider anything presented as a post by anyone here to be a welcome addition, or at the very least, good to know.
From the Drudge link mentioned in the Scarborough post, about the Dem voter shift, this line: “The New York Times referred to the campaign as crude; I suppose that’s fair,” added Galvin, a Democrat. “The fact of the matter is the tenor has been very different this time. And that has an effect. People are interested. It’s exciting.”
There's that vitality thing coming up again and rolling around like ball lightning.
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