Of course they do. There is no dispute. You're talking about the splendid specimens that ran the gauntlet of birth control regimens, and condoms, vaginal dams, spermicidal gels, after-morning pills, abortifacients, abortionists, organizations arrayed against their very being, Planned Parenthood, insurance companies, political parties, work demands and family. This is all agitation right here and it's in the wrong place and to the wrong people.
Dostoevesky's Shade will be interested when they're on MLK, and that reminded me. More, if you care to.
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True story I must have this down for posterity. 100% of truth.
I drove Valerie home, she in the front seat next to me in my Cutlass, a totally ace vehicle that is perfect for my size.
We're stopped at a light on MLK BLVD (the punchline to a joke having to do with one's mama being so large) in rush hour traffic. A very wide boulevard at this moment suspended in time completely clear of all movement. All traffic all directions is stopped. When suddenly tip-toeing like mismatched comedy ballerinas two fluffy k-9's hooked together, the much larger dog in the front dragging the hapless hopelessly hooked smaller dog behind for the full width of the boulevard directly in front of my vehicle.
bink bink bink binky bink bink binky bink bink bink, still stuck when they reached the other side nearest to Valerie, right outside her window. Stuck.
Valerie, the classiest black woman you ever saw, classier even than Diana Ross, was staring ahead unable to speak, completely mortified. It was horribly awkward for both of us. There is a cultural gulf between us. There are careful airs and stoic miens and upright postures poker masks and proper appearances to keep. The palpable discomfort could be chopped with a hatchet. So I did.
"See, there's a moral to that, right there."
"What could that possibly be, Chip?""Don't EVER go fuck'n no bitches four times your size or you'll end up getting your ass dragged across Martin Luther King Boulevard."
"That is very true."*light changes green*
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So I read that the highest homicide rate for blacks is in Nebraska (for 2014) or Missouri (for 2013). The tweet doesn't say where the photo was taken, but I'm fairly certain that neither Nebraska or Missouri has a beach like that in the background.
And tip taken Chip.
One of the tweets mentions "the cause" What's the cause? Seriously, tell me what it is?
So which does "el Sooper" think it is? "Despicable" or "great"? Perhaps "Princess Lea" can clarify.
I think sometimes connies like talking propaganda points out of both sides of their mouth just to cover their bases. In case outrage doesn't sell, schadenfreude might. Whatever it takes to be on both sides of a fence. One must be prepared for whichever way a tricky public sentiment would happen to play out. Can't be too careful when it comes to hedging those sorts of bets these days.
Which brings me to an entirely much less controversial issue of abortion. Not that that had anything to do with black outrage over deaths while being apprehended or in police custody. But since Chip apparently thought it might, oh well. He also went on a foamy tongue-lashing bath about "vaginal dams", "after-morning (sic) pills, abortifacients," and a whole bunch of other strange, oddly related stuff.
Chip, you show more interest in vaginal products and female hormone regulation than any gay man I know. Are you sure you're not trying to tell us all something?
In case you are up for one of those "reassignment" surgeries, just watch Silence of the Lambs for a listing of the best medical centers available for the procedure. Hannibal Lecter gets a chance to rattle off three of them during a particularly interesting exchange. Make sure to listen carefully.
Sometimes people go out of their way to prove that everything you think about them is true.
Disgusting.
Signed Gay (Euro) patriot.
Sometimes people go out of their way to prove that everything you think about them is true.
I'm glad you believe that you have actual thoughts, Michael.
Even if you go out of your way to prove that you don't.
I bet an automaton like you could be re-programmed pretty easily.
OK, so tonight is Harvard graduation and the international brown cock quotient is through the roof! So the rare clumber and I are outside the loft sitting on the benches we created and the attention is crazy. A Turkish man just asked for my phone-he will be here all weekend! They are craving white pussy on their holiday!
Now an Iranian just stopped by to chat, looking all euro-total heaven.
Moldavia for the win! Heading up to the PH. Never had Moldvanian cock-excited and looking forward!
Have a super night fellow pubes!
Titus and R&B, tag team trolling, just like the old days!
Chip, you show more interest in vaginal products and female hormone regulation than any gay man I know. Are you sure you're not trying to tell us all something?
You sure about that R&B? Sullivan had a keen interest in gynecology in the 2008 election. I also recall reading a blog post of his in the early 2000's (when he was still worth reading) wherein he compared the nature of skin cells lining vaginas and rectums and bemoaned women's advantages regarding repelling HIV infection. That's pretty fucking medical, dude.
The leading cause of death for young black males is young black males.
AFAIK, more black babies are still being aborted than born in Gotham and elsewhere.
Like the Rent-A-Mobs shown by Soop, I wonder if Ritmo gives any less of a damn about these facts because he does seem more interested in making cheap political points
His cheap political points aren't worth buying.
I'm glad you believe that you have actual thoughts, Michael.
Even if you go out of your way to prove that you don't.
I bet an automaton like you could be re-programmed pretty easily.
Inga, stop it.
On topic of the inappropriate day for protest: I wonder how many of those fine folks realize how many Soldiers and Marines died in our wars, both white and black...in this case, particularly black? Bullets, grenades, mortars, and field artillery don't know the difference.
In the end, black lives really don't matter and frankly, no one cares. We've seen what they've done to many urban areas and even under their own rule. It's a fail.
Methadrus ... you make a good point, as it seems that way. In the end, many people care, but just not those who matter, only the noisy ones who make it political or otherwise personal, white or black. So yes, it is a "fail" as you put it. We, in Detroit, paid dearly for it...I hope Baltimore does better. Not for my white butt here, but for all their white, black, brown butts there. Yeah I get the "white privilege" meme...I just don't believe it as solution, only a new problem. An excuse that few of my black friends adopt.
When I hear or read criticism of Dr Ben Carson as without executive experience decision making, etc....I am perplexed. That man made very difficult decisions every day and had to act on them immediately...no dithering. I've had a loved one (my most loved one) under the neuro-surgeons' knife and I know with certainty that that the best face a giant decisions literally every day, even every hour. Though an "ordinary" citizen, he has the decision making prowess that is far beyond almost all of us. When Judi walked out of neuro-ICU unimpaired, there was joy greater than mine for the impact of G-d and the hands of the very skilled surgeon who handled her case. If anyone has made the toughest decisions, it is Dr Ben Carson. I've heard him speak, and I missed the chance to meet him due to some 200 people in line in front of me...I regret that laziness. When he's here again I will not make that mistake again.
Sorry...make that 2000 not 200...I would have waited through 200.
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