"Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba."
"But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The NewDawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected."
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Talk about a mutation.
If it turns out that Zombieland was not fiction, I am ready. I have the hat.
Speaking of deadly diseases, I wonder what corrupt Lois Lerner covering pol will take the place of Eric Holder?
Really, you're not dead until you're really most sincerely dead.
I think they were only mostly dead.
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
What's that?
Go through their clothes and look for loose change.
Remind me to leave my valuables at home when I see Dr. Pogo.
Boy would be pickin' the Krugerrands right out of my pockets!
I've used that Princes Bride scene so many times, it would have killed me to use it again.
Eric Holder is now one of the walking dead.
Shit, Sixty's got Krugerrands in his pockets??
All I gots is lint.
Lem, it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta quote Princess Bride once a day.
It's a rule, innit?
Moms Mabley used to play dead. Then she'd perk right up. I miss that old broad.
It's a rule, innit?
It ought to be, if it isn't.
Eric Holder is messing with Republicans, Fox News et all again... by announcing that he is resigning when a successor is confirmed... meaning sometime just before Obama leaves office.
I meant to pick up my shofar, but grabbed a homophone instead. My previous comment should have read:
'"I don't think that word means what you think it means."
That quote cannot be used too frequently.'
And there you have it - I am only partially dead.
And then there's the family that buried the family dog, only to have him come barking at the door in the middle of the night.
Well they did bury them in the Pet Cemetery.
"It's a rule, innit?"
Anybody want a peanut?
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