Friday, October 4, 2013

Kayaking Down a Drainage Ditch


Kayaking Down a Drainage Ditch

175 comments:

bagoh20 said...

That looks like a ball, but it has to be pretty rough on the kayak grinding cement at 60mph.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

How you know its 60mph?

The Dude said...

56 KPH. Which is what, like 11 MPH or something?

Calypso Facto said...

56km/h = 35 mph. Still ... looks like quite the adrenaline rush. I thought maybe this was going to be a post BY bagoh!

deborah said...

And a new sport is born.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I once went kayaking with my 16 year old nephew.

I think at some point he might have called me a homo, but I'd had a couple of beers so maybe not.

Anyway, later on that evening he beat me at doing pushups and he gloated a little.

So that gave me the opportunity to give him the stage whisper that favorite uncles have cherished since time immemorial: "My young friend, this is the part where you realize that you have just beaten a man who is more than three times your age."

And then I beat his sorry ass at arm wrestling, the cocky little bastard.

Icepick said...

Sounds like a good way to catch an amoeba. Or you could go to the beach and catch a bacteria that will kill you in under 30 hours.

Life was simpler in Florida when all we had to do was avoid getting eaten by alligators and sharks.

I'm Full of Soup said...

They should put wheels on a kayak and see if that works even better.

Aridog said...

This will get better when these guys actually learn how to handle a kayak. The guy in the red one looks like it is his first day.

Oh, and add the likelihood of "Beaver Fever" aka "Giardiasis" in a confined water run off drainage.

Enjoy.

bagoh20 said...

"I thought maybe this was going to be a post BY bagoh!"

Not me. I'm a big pussy in my old age. That's too close the pavement. It looks a lot faster than 35mph. I have a motorcycle that I hardly ever ride, because I just hate the idea of body contact with concrete at high speed. Actually, I never ride it because I can't take my dogs along. They go everywhere I go, except flying, and even then, they wait for me in the landing zone.

bagoh20 said...

I think I have "beaver fever", and it's really hard to treat when you get older.

The Crack Emcee said...

"Kayaking Down a Drainage Ditch"

A nice metaphor for what the Right's doing to itself,...

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ndspinelli said...

We sent our son on outward bound 6 week kayak trips. One was on Lake Superior, the other on Lake Ontario. It was good for the boy, real good.

Methadras said...

deborah said...

And a new sport is born.


We were doing that stuff as kids in the 70's on our boogie boards.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

A nice metaphor for what the Right's doing to itself,...

There was a Vonnegut novel where these religious nuts believed that Jesus had returned to Earth but he'd been kidnapped so they spent all their time preoccupied hoping they might catch a glimpse of Him somewhere. He could have been be almost anywhere so they tried to see him everywhere.

Ah, gotta love them there interwebs.

Valentine Smith said...

I'd be impressed if he went down the ditch on his belly.

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bagoh20 said...

Really, Sixty Grit?

Crack just offered an opinion, that you could actually take either way, and I have no idea which way he meant it, but crap comments like yours just stink up the place like Inga on box wine.

Not all of them, but that one did.

The Dude said...

Thanks, bags, but Cracker is a pathological liar who pretends to care about "the right" but is a firmly committed black communist who has joined the cult of personality that worships Obama.

He is a racist, a liar and someone who claims he was raised by ex-slaves. You may defend him if you care to, but he needs to be chastised for his delusions every time he pops up with his racist lies.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Yo, Obama is locking football to the troops on account of the shutdown. What an ahole.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Im with bags sixty, your comment was over the top.

Icepick said...

Damn, now I wish I could have seen the deleted comment. Ah, well, there's always another thread, somewhere....

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I didn't think Sixty's comment was all that bad but maybe there's a backstory of which I'm ignorant.

Would hardly be the first time.

Me being ignorant, that is.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I mean, telling someone playing on the internet they should get a job? That's freaking standard.

Saying someone's mom digs ditches? First off, I'm not even sure that's even an insult but assuming it is, Trooper says stuff 1000 times worse.

Althouse boasts about being arbitrary and capricious. She thinks it's funny because it's all about her.

I don't know that's what you guys should be aiming for.

My two cents.

AllenS said...
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Aridog said...

AllenS said...

WORD

Ah, yes...the admission by progressive young "Chad" that his story was false, but accurate.

All that matters is that he "intends" something, fibs the details, and not that he ever actually, you know, does anything.

Word to yo' Mama.

chickelit said...

The Crack Emcee said...
'Kayaking Down a Drainage Ditch'

A nice metaphor for what the Right's doing to itself,...


What's missing is a track record of Crack predicting calamity and then it coming true. We heard endless anecdotes about how America would end as we know it if Romney were elected. Of course since he wasn't, we'll never know.

Oh and Crack, you're starting to sound like a sullivanist.

The Dude said...

A crazy Sullivanist, at that.

chickelit said...

Someone with time to spare could go mine the Althouse election archives and start a series: "Crack said that if I voted for Mitt Romney something like this would happen--and he was right!"

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The Crack Emcee said...

Bagoh, Lemmy - Thanks. A little back-up feels good. Sigh:

Cracker is a pathological liar who pretends to care about "the right" but is a firmly committed black communist who has joined the cult of personality that worships Obama.

I've been anti-Obama since before you could pronounce his name, and everybody here, that I've got history with, knows it.

Bags? Lem?

Can I get an "Amen"?

Aridog said...

AllenS ... tried that website young "Cahd" says he used...here's the Result

Anyone wants to go further, use my "ID" , which is assigned as:

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You can get the help you need in these languages:

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bagoh20 said...

OMG, I have summoned her. Was it the name or "box wine" that you have the google alert for?



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bagoh20 said...

Sure Crack, that's how I remember it.

You never liked Obama that I remember, but that just proves you're not really Black like the holy man of authentic blackness himself - Skyhook Obama.

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chickelit said...

Crack wrote: I've been anti-Obama since before you could pronounce his name, and everybody here, that I've got history with, knows it.

I don't remember that. I remember you were anti-Romney 24/7. Whenever someone asked you "what about Obama?" you just said "I'm anti-Obama too" Like you just did here now. Maybe you can link to your own hard-hitting past take down of Obama on your blog.

I do recall you being spontaneously pro-Palin, but that was two cycles ago.

ndspinelli said...

It's the crazy LPN who emails spouses and then hides for a couple weeks. You going to take my PI license away LPN? You going to email my kids next? Go back to TOP, you're not welcomed here.

Lem, this wacko EMAILED MY WIFE and threatened HER that if she didn't get her man under control she would have my PI license revoked. I can send it to you if she denies that harassment OF MIA FAMIGLIA!!!

The Crack Emcee said...

El Pollo Raylan,

I don't remember that. I remember you were anti-Romney 24/7. Whenever someone asked you "what about Obama?" you just said "I'm anti-Obama too" Like you just did here now.

Being violently anti-Romney doesn't make me pro-Obama in the least, and, if I care about my party - and especially my country - it was my patriotic duty to stop him.

You remember it correctly,...

ndspinelli said...

She's cancer, Lem. You've seen it. Cancer needs to be excised.

Methadras said...

This thread is becoming awesome.

ndspinelli said...

What really pissed Ingeburg off was my telling folks to merely ignore her. I strongly urge all to do so. If not banned, ignoring is the next best option. She craves negative attention.

ndspinelli said...

TOP place is a perfect asylum for her.

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Anonymous said...

Yes Spinelli, I think ignoring me would be the exact right thing for you to do.

ndspinelli said...

Emailed MY WIFE, Lem THREATENING HER to have my license revoked.

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Anonymous said...

And Bagoh, do you see what bringing my name into a comment here caused? Please don't mention me again.

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ndspinelli said...

If it's obvious to you my wife can't control me then why did you EMAIL HER AND THREATEN HER that your daughter would take action if she didn't control me?

Anonymous said...

PI's who use their license to stalk people do put their license in jeopardy.

Anonymous said...

Something is seriously wrong with you Spinelli. I am going to write to your wife again, once again ask her to reign you in. You are not a well person. Control yourself, if you can.

AllenS said...

Jesus H Christ, Inga. You were the first to threaten someone. How fucking stupid are you?

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Anonymous said...

Scare your wife?! What the hell are you talking about? Actually Spinelli it is YOUR BEHAVIOR that scares ME. Stop it now and leave me alone. I did not address you in this thread, again I suggest you ignore me. And if you think for one minute I would tell you my married last name you are TRULY insane. Now leave me alone you creep.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

We are back in "levity" mode people...

Whatever that means.

Anonymous said...

Lem, I emailed you.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

I got it. thanks.

ndspinelli said...

Too late, Inga. My ignoring you is no longer an option. You have scared and harassed my wife. That is unacceptable. What about that RN license you declared you have?

ndspinelli said...

Lem, Do you want any info from me?

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

ndspinelli, whatever the initiating cause, it is a bit creepy to publish someones real name when they wish to remain generally anonymous and then go on about 'looking up' their academic qualifications. Why not just let it slide?

Anyone can find someone really irritating on this or any forum. Mockery is perfectly acceptable response but to let it bleed into real life seem unwarranted, given the supreme unimportance of the situation.

chickelit said...

Obviously your wife can't control your outrageous behavior.

I think it was wrong to assume she could/would/should. That was a nasty move, Inga. What set that off?

ndspinelli said...

Did you read the thread? She claimed to be an RN. I found no license under that name. I don't call someone a liar unless I am positive. I asked her for her benefit, otherwise she's lying about being an RN. Chrissake, do you have just a little problem w/ this wacko threatening my wife? Apparently Lem doesn't either. Would you LET IT SLIDE" if your spouse, who has NOTHING TO DO W/ THIS WAS HARASSED? If so, you're a horseshit spouse.

chickelit said...

Lem, I think that if you posted a video of someone climbing a hill or mountain instead--persevering--it would inspire people to reconcile.

Anonymous said...

Spinelli, I did not threaten your wife in any way, why are you lying? Publish the email I sent her here, you have my permission.

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

Let's take a theoretical. Suppose Inga has no academic qualifications. How does this change how we respond to her posts? Highly educated people routinely post stupid shit and people with limited education often make a lot sense.

One of the problems I find with modern book reviews is their focus on the author. I don't give a crap about the author, I only care if they can write and are entertaining or informative.

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ndspinelli said...

I don't need your permission, dunce. You sent an email to me. IT'S MINE. That's the law, call your attorney daughter you threatened us w/.

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

ndspinelli said...
Would you LET IT SLIDE" if your spouse, who has NOTHING TO DO W/ THIS WAS HARASSED? If so, you're a horseshit spouse.


I don't want to take sides here but the situation is somewhat asymmetrical. You are a private investigator, presumably with the skills to make someones life quite difficult. Inga does not represent any kind of realistic threat to you that I can perceive.

I may be a horseshit spouse but I would still let things cool off a little in the same situation. This exact same conflict has blown up multiple times in much the same way each time. Futility is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

Besides I blame bagoh who now doubt went out and bought a bag of popcorn.

ndspinelli said...

AReasonableMan, Not responsive. Someone emails a harassing email to your wife. What do you do?

ndspinelli said...

She crossed the line, JellyMan.

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ndspinelli said...

Bagoh sis nothing wrong, look in the mirror, EnablerMan.

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

ndspinelli said...
AReasonableMan, Not responsive. Someone emails a harassing email to your wife. What do you do?


In this situation you have made it clear you don't want it to happen again. Inga should respect that. You should stop threatening to chase up her academic qualifications. Ideally, neither of you ever responds to the other again on this or any other forum.

ndspinelli said...

You said you were an RN.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

People should stay away from DC for a while.

ndspinelli said...

Now it's a BSN and MSN. How about a NUTS?

Anonymous said...

ARM, exactly. That is one thing I asked his wife to ask him to do, ignore me and leave me alone.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Its all good ndspinelli

ndspinelli said...

Lem, I know you hate conflict, particularly w/ women. But, is it ok for this woman to harass my family. She is now begging me to publish the email to my wife. This makes my wife more und=comfortable because Ingeburg scares her. You seem to have a problem w/ me. I probably ripped you @ TOP? Or, I just rip Annie. But, this Inga will destroy what you have here. You need to make a call here. It's pretty clear.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

I see what you mean pollo.

ndspinelli said...

It's miles from "all good" man. We passed "all good" a while back and we're headed @ ramming speed to nuclear.

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

Inga, although I mainly blame bagoh, who has a dark but largely unnoticed evil side, you should drop this. I can't see it ending up burnishing your online reputation.

Anonymous said...

Spinelli, your wife has nothing to fear from me. I don't believe that for a minute anyway. She needs to be scared of YOU, you are clearly very troubled and out of control of yourself.

I've asked you to leave me alone how many times now, who is harrassing who here?

Anonymous said...

ARM, I am so done here, this place is far more toxic than Althouse anyday, because of people like Sixty Grit and Spinelli. Disgusting, how do these people behave offline?

ndspinelli said...

Don't let the door hit ya' where the Good Lord split ya'!

ndspinelli said...

We behave sanely. Ciao.

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

Inga, as far as I can tell you are the only liberal woman willing to venture onto this site. As such you can bring a unique perspective and I hope you don't give up altogether. Just ignore a few people.

Anonymous said...

To think I invited Spinelli and his wife to my daughter's wedding. My God.

Thanks ARM.

Aridog said...

I am so done here, this place is far more toxic than Althouse anyday...

Bwahahahaha.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Well Baggy, one sure way to not summon me is to not bring me into any comments here, especially one in which you compare me to Sixty Shit. Thank you in advance.

Ooooh. The dog whistle must really work.

Inga Inga Box Wine Box Wine Turn Around And Whine....I command thee to appear. Do my bidding. Poof!

Did it work?

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Oh darn... I was too late...someone already did the incantation.

Maybe we can summon the other daemons

Fiona ..Fiona.. Fiona McGee...I summon thou to the melee

Hmmm ...maybe we need to spell it differently....

ndspinelli said...

DBQ, It's like the opening scene from Macbeth.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Spinelli said Not only did she threaten to have my license revoked for calling her names but sue me as her daughter is a lawyer.

Certified nut case. Been there done that. All of this in December 2011.. Somethings, evidently, never change.

I copied a several exchanges from her just because they were so ridiculous. I don't normally do this copying but this was so weird. And.... a very cool poem by MamaM.

Pasted below:
First weirdness

Her: Garage I saw Dust Bunny's Audie Murphey blog. I find it very strange that she is so obsessed with me and my family. It is coming VERY VERY close to being stalked. I am going to show my youngest daughter who is an attorney , her blog and see what can be done, if anything, it's just plain creepy.

Me: "Wow. Truly insane.

I have two blogs and have better things to do than to create a third blog about a piece of human waste such as you."

THEN:

Her: So, if it isn Dust Bunny I apologize.Bit my daughter has seen the blog and the comments here on Althouse, she agrees about the possibility of cyberstalking. We are looking into it furtherMe: "Fuck off.

Cyberstalking is when we come to you and track you personally down all over the internet to try to cause you harm. We don't know who the hell you are because you are anonymous here. But I'm pretty sure I know what you are. Insane.

Just getting your grannie panties in a wad because you can't keep up to speed on a public blog that YOU chose to haunt is not cyber stalking you dimwitted menopausal bint."

As an added bonus....MamaM's fabulous poem when Mito Alli (her name then) was being a cowlike slut and mooing at the men.

Hearts of Gold
Shoot arrows
Tipped with
Aricept
For the kill.

Fun loving
Wholesomeness
Barely hides
Coyote fur &
Spotted coats

Cows that type
While lowing
Leave the barn
Filled with
Methane gas

As I said. Not normally do I copy this shit...but it was just too strange. The woman is seriously deranged and probably needs some help.

And at Inga, Mito Alli, Applecakes or whatever your new name is going to be...just remember....the internet is forever.

Methadras said...

I know this thread would be awesome. I'm so full on popcorn I could pop myself.

Methadras said...

Seriously, I was eating popcorn.

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

Popcorn is good. I am sure bagoh's supply is low by now.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

DBQ @9:06

Holy cow.
Popcorn indeed. Crunch crunch crunch. Anyone have any floss?

Icepick said...

Inga wrote: ARM, I am so done here, this place is far more toxic than Althouse anyday, because of people like Sixty Grit and Spinelli. Disgusting, how do these people behave offline?

October 4, 2013 at 7:59 PM


She was back eleven minutes later. That can't be an internet record, but it must be a record for this young blog.

Icepick said...

I know this thread would be awesome. I'm so full on popcorn I could pop myself.

Meth, you forgot the second 'o' in 'poop'.

Michael Haz said...

A man who protects his wife is top notch in my book.

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

Icepick said...
She was back eleven minutes later. That can't be an internet record, but it must be a record for this young blog.


For reasons known only to herself Inga likes a lot of you guys. I can't imagine many other liberal woman putting up with the crap that she puts up with when she posts here. If the goal is to have a diversity of voices, which I think is an desirable goal, then cutting her a little slack would be a good idea, in my view. Things get pretty boring around here when a single monoculture dominates.

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Anonymous said...

I used to like some of them, but they are followers. If one starts bullying the others follow. It's like one of those studies in which normally decent folks turn into bullies when instigated by a "leader". I'm not going anywhere, I'll be here to remind you that you are weak, sad, immoral people, except for a few here and they don't comment much anymore, I wonder why.

ndspinelli said...

How's your back?

ndspinelli said...

Are you saying I have hurt my wife? Ask your attorney about slander. Please do not mention my wife again. You're not worthy.

ndspinelli said...

Were you not able to pass the RN boards?

ndspinelli said...

They're tough, particularly if you're hearing voices.

ndspinelli said...

Those voices that tell you to email SOMEONE'S WIFE!!!

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Things get pretty boring around here when a single monoculture dominates.

This I will agree with!! Very much so. One voice or one view point creates an echo chamber and it is very boring. We need more diversity of opinion and good back and forth conversations.

However, to equate a diversity of opinion with accepting the rantings and ravings of a vituperative lunatic who threatens to "sue" everyone and has delusions of being "stalked" is ludicrous.

I welcome vigorous debate....and am also willing to be persuaded to another viewpoint. ....maybe :-)...give it your best shot.

Name calling and creative insulting (which I admit is sort of amusing ) is one thing....threatening people with your real (or imagined) lawyer daughter and otherwise threateningly throwing your ethereal internet presence around is another thing entirely. It is: words fail me: idiotic, stupid, futile, pathetic, lame, sophomoric, juvenile, pitiful and the desperate grasping of some one who doesn't have a real life or a hold on reality.

Get help.

ndspinelli said...

This isn't about politics, dude. The fact that you can't see that is a problem.

bagoh20 said...

Actually, I was referring to another Inga that likes box wine, so I don't understand why Allie Oop is even here.

"Inga, although I mainly blame bagoh, who has a dark but largely unnoticed evil side"

Of course, that statement itself shows it's not me with the evil side, but I am curious about what you think is evil about me, besides being a conservative, who we know are all racists, even if it largely goes unnoticed.

Yes, very reasonable, man.

ndspinelli said...

bags, He is EnablerMan.

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Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

bagoh20 said...
Of course, that statement itself shows it's not me with the evil side, but I am curious about what you think is evil about me, besides being a conservative, who we know are all racists, even if it largely goes unnoticed.


Joking, joking. Everyone knows you are a nice guy, no evil side, just a trouble maker. ;)

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Enabler Man.

Has nothing to do with this bizarre thread (of course if Mitro Alli/Inga is involved it can't be anything less than bizarre) but...Enabler Man made me flash on this song.

:-D

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

tear the heck out of your kayak, but it looks like a blast. That slope is steeper than it looks to get those kinds of speeds with so little water.

bagoh20 said...

This is all I said:

"...but crap comments like yours just stink up the place like Inga on box wine."

Then it turned out the wine was not accurate nor necessary to stink up the place.

bagoh20 said...

Personally, I have nothing against box wine. It's far safer to fall down while carrying a box of wine than it is with a glass gallon jug.

Anonymous said...

And of course DBQ's vitriolics never add to the strangeness of any given thread, right? Do you foam at the mouth when you type your angry missals?

Anonymous said...

Too bad Bagoh, I guess I gave you too much credit.

bagoh20 said...

I understand completely. I made the same mistake.

Anonymous said...

Bagoh, you dragged my name into this miserable thread, the very least you could do is say sorry. How very dissapointing, I'm sure you understand that too.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

LOL X 10

When you answer the "dog whistle" you don't get to complain about the kibble

Anonymous said...

DBQ, doesn't your shelter need restocking, or don't you need more bullets or something?

bagoh20 said...

People should apologize for mentioning your name? Yea, that's not unhinged. Maybe you should send my wife a note.

If I actually say something terrible about you, how much is the bill? Maybe you should sue me, or hire an assassin. If you really want it, I'll light myself on fire.

bagoh20 said...

Inga, you can go on any website you like and talk about me, even insult me if you like. I doubt you will get much support for it. I wonder why?

Anonymous said...

Ah Bagoh, how dissapointing. I thought you were better than them.

bagoh20 said...

I will apologize for the box wine part. I'll take your word for it that it's innacurate, but mentioning your name - no. The fact that you stink up a thread? I think that's just obvious. Even you don't like it here after you show up, so why do you?

bagoh20 said...

I do understand your disappointment. Hell, I thought you were normal once. We all make mistakes.

Anonymous said...

Well thank you about the apology for the box wine comment. That's is all I wanted.

Beloved Commenter AReasonableMan said...

Dust Bunny Queen said...
I welcome vigorous debate....and am also willing to be persuaded to another viewpoint. ....maybe :-)...give it your best shot.


I have a high tolerance for chaos. If nothing else Inga brings the chaos.

More seriously, it would be good to have a few more liberal voices around here and more women. One reason that some commenters on here seem so bewildered by the electoral results is that they block out what half the country believes.

Anonymous said...

I thought you were strong and decent and didn't join in bullying, sorry I was mistaken.

bagoh20 said...

"Ah Bagoh, how dissapointing. I thought you were better than them."

Final comment: We all know this is not about me.

Anonymous said...

Of course it's not about you Bagoh, it's about me. I'm no one's victim and I fight back. Always have, always will. Just a request, please don't bring my name onto a thread anymore.

bagoh20 said...

Just one more thing:

You have my permission to go over to TOP, which is the only other place where anyone knows me, and tell them what happened here, and what terrible thing I said. Maybe that will give you some closure. Besides, I deserve it.

Anonymous said...

Why would I do that Bagoh? That's not how I do things.

bagoh20 said...

You sound like an eight year old. "Don't say my name, or I'll scream, and Mom will hear me!"
Jeeze, grow up already.

bagoh20 said...

I guess I lied about that "last comment" shit. You just can't trust me about anything. OK, Now I'm really done, because I know this will never end unless I shut up, and I have to pee.

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Anonymous said...

I thought you were done. When you say something nasty about me, on a thread I haven't even commented on, like the box wine statment, you open the door to the hard core bullies, don't you understand that?

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bagoh20 said...

Maybe you just aren't cut out for this blog commenting stuff. People say things besides "Have a nice day."

Lots of commenters are mentioned all the time, and often in less than complimentary terms, but only you go ballistic. Why only you? You aren't Joan of Arc, or even special, no matter what Mommy told you.

My mention of you was ignored by everyone here for 2 hours and would have remained ignored, but you came in, as usual, made the whole thread about you by first insulting the whole group here, and then Sixty Grit specifically before anyone even mentioned you again or responded. That's what you always do. You start fights, and then start with your civility bullshit. It's just stupid, and neurotic. Get over yourself.

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bagoh20 said...

"And you are not all that special either."

My mom thinks I'm cool.

ndspinelli said...

Bags, How was your evening?

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Bagoh is cool. More than cool.
Bagoh is the wind beneath our wings.

Aridog said...

Should I go get some more popcorn for the matinée?

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

shhh. Everyone is passed out in a pile. Don't wake them.

...and no summoning.

ndspinelli said...

Well, if as I suspect, alcohol played a part in that madness, the matinee may be ok. But, hung over, maybe worse?

Trooper York said...

I am just glad I was sedated.

chickelit said...

I Wanna Be Sedated

deborah said...

Hey, gorgeous, how's it hanging?

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Troop!

ndspinelli said...

Well, can you pass on some of that Propophyl to the LPN.

chickelit said...

Propofol, Nick

Trooper York said...

Don't mention profiteroles.

That's another thing I can't eat.


chickelit said...

Cream puffs? I never had a taste for them. I was more of a Hostess Cherry Pie guy

chickelit said...

But I don't really have a sweet tooth. I have more of a lard tooth. A lard and salt tooth.

Trooper York said...

Man Hostess.

Don't make me cry.

Ring Dings. Yodels. Apple pies. Cherry pies. Yankee doodles. Swiss Roll.

Too late. I am already weeping.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Hey, Trooper

What kinds of things can you eat or not eat? I got pretty good at being able to make food that my husband would like on his diabetic diet. Maybe some of the same restrictions???

Let me know and I can shoot you some recipes.

ndspinelli said...

Actullay chick, it's my own concoction of propofol and Jay-Phyl. We also call it The Kevorkian.

ndspinelli said...

He can eat brown rice, bulgar, tofu, fruits and vegetables.

chickelit said...

He can eat brown rice, bulgar, tofu, fruits and vegetables.

That sounds like purgetory.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

He can eat brown rice, bulgar, tofu, fruits and vegetables

Awesome.

Brown rice pilaf, with chicken broth, onions, garlic, mushrooms, broccoli bits, roasted red peppers, slivered almonds, red pepper flakes, salt (if allowed) pepper herbs. Diced broiled or poached chicken breast in the pilaf if you are allowed.

Fresh fruit salad on the side with low fat vanilla yogurt as the dressing. We add walnuts and unsweetened coconut to the chopped fruit salad.

deborah said...

lol chick

Icepick said...

He can eat brown rice, bulgar, tofu, fruits and vegetables.

Remember the warning Sixty Grit gave us on tofu, guys. (I think it was Sixty.)

ndspinelli said...

DBQ, This is pepper roasting season. I just went to the Farmers Market. It was near the end and raining, the perfect time to bargain for a good deal. Except, I kept running into women. They are horrible to bargain w/. Now, my wife and daughter are feminists, not Gloria Steinem types but real ones. And, they used to slam me on that. I simply asked that they take note. Well, after a year or so they agreed. The same held true to day. I finally found a dude. He was able to factor in:

1 It's raining and the market will be closing soon.

2 Whatever I sell I don't need to pack up.

3 They won't keep that long, they're pretty ripe

4 Maybe this guy will remember me and become a regular

Women's thinking "$.75 a pepper, $.75 a pepper, $.75." Now, there are exceptions and I bet you're one. I couldn't find one today.

Aridog said...

Trooper York said...

I am just glad I was sedated

Hell, I'm just glad you're back with an attitude!