Lem found an app that helps two men come together and bridge their differences with passion and love which takes them down the road to new adventures in intimacy and erotic exploration - $1.99 on Google Play.
I'm skeptical of his claims, but if it worked for him, I wish them the best.
Listen. I used to ride Greyhounds. Once, when I asked about seat belts, or whatever, a bus driver told me it was best to sit from the third seat back, or was it don't sit from the third seat forward?
I wish it was me. I went to one of the first Tea party rallies in DC years ago. It was great fun. I'm still a Tea Partier. "The bigger the government the smaller the citizen."
I just saw all three of those guys on Fox, and they were all raving about shaking Lem's hand. They wouldn't talk about anything else. You could see Hannity just seething with envy. So Hannity says "So what, I met the President", and Paul says "Yea, but Lem didn't charge us anything", and Hannity just said "fuck you guys!", and threw the mike down, and walked off mumbling. Such a drama queen.
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Details, Mr Kerouac?
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Lem found an app that helps two men come together and bridge their differences with passion and love which takes them down the road to new adventures in intimacy and erotic exploration - $1.99 on Google Play.
I'm skeptical of his claims, but if it worked for him, I wish them the best.
On the road to a Tea Party rally.
Don't take the brown acid, don't use the N-word, and no spitting.
Give'em hell, kids!
Are you driving a chartered bus?
I think Lem scored second row on the Greyhound. Seats are cleaner up front.
Lem's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
Sorry - Bagoh made me say it.
Lem's excellent adventure. This is gonna be big.
Listen. I used to ride Greyhounds. Once, when I asked about seat belts, or whatever, a bus driver told me it was best to sit from the third seat back, or was it don't sit from the third seat forward?
LEM! GET IN THE FOURTH SEAT!
The driver looks like bago. Are you in a time machine, Lem?
I wish it was me. I went to one of the first Tea party rallies in DC years ago. It was great fun. I'm still a Tea Partier. "The bigger the government the smaller the citizen."
Be careful, dude.
They're beating up Tea Partiers in CO.
58% of Greyhound passengers are ex-cons.
The guy in the photo riding the dog with Lem looks kinda like Sean Penn.
Lem I thought it was traditional for Dominicans to travel by inner tube.
Or is that Cubans?
A bus is just a bunch of inner tubes tied together with steel floating down an asphalt river.
I'm back home. The phone ran out of juice soon after getting there.
Shook hands with Allen West, Ted Cruz and Rand Paul.
I just saw all three of those guys on Fox, and they were all raving about shaking Lem's hand. They wouldn't talk about anything else. You could see Hannity just seething with envy. So Hannity says "So what, I met the President", and Paul says "Yea, but Lem didn't charge us anything", and Hannity just said "fuck you guys!", and threw the mike down, and walked off mumbling. Such a drama queen.
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