For Example...
A John Doe says...
Best Pizza Ever (smiley face) Keep Up the good work guys!
Like - Comment - Share
Domino's Pizza - So sorry about that! Please share some additional information with us at (weblink) and please mention reference # 1409193 so we can have this addressed.
Like - Reply - Yesterday @ 8:16am
16 comments:
The program is set up only to respond to complaints because headquarters knows the product sucks and doesn't realize there's a whole army of folks out there who voluntarily eat out at Pizza Hut and when eating at home drown their spaghetti in Ragu.
Domino's is that much better than Pizza Hut, but that one Internet video has really made them gunshy.
It's like beaten wife syndrome.
Speaking of compliments, and I realize many people disagree, but the pizza pictured over there is a very agreeable compliment of ingredients, on this little laptop it looks like pineapple, and I lerv that, and pineapple goes with ham, and ham goes with cheese, and so does pineapple so it's like a complimentary ménage à trois right there on your bread, wait, ménage à quatre because bread goes with all those things, no wait, sauce, a complimentary ménage à sank, I mean cinq, right there is disc form.
Methadras, LOL!
Dear Dominos
I would like to compliment you on your packaging. I was drunk last night and ate the box instead of the pizza that was inside it. They tasted the same.
Thank you.
I like Dominos. They really did improve the last couple years or so. It's the best of the big chain pizzas, in my opinion.
They were awful, I was baited in by the ads proclaiming "they listened," and I'm glad I did.
The website ordering makes it great. You can be crazy as you want with toppings, in any variety, take as long as you want, then they track the making of it, so you know when to pick it up or expect it for delivery.
Domino's has had a terrible website for many years. The pizza itself is OK; I like Papa John's a lot more, but either one is far better than, say, Pizza Hut or Little Caesar's.
Once again I am humbled by the gourmet appetites of my associates here at Lem's.
My rankings:
Dominoes - great
Pizza Hut - great
Papa Johns - great
Little Caesars - less great
Mazzios - greater
Hungry Howies - less greater
Leftover Hawaiian pizza of unknown origin found in the fridge - still pretty great.
Bread, sauce, meat, cheese, veggies - it's hard to screw it up.
The thing I absolutely can't stand about Domino's pizza -- well a couple few things -- is that they refuse to use the right type and age wood in their oven plus they tend to cook the pie a little too far from the cinder pile which cooks it at 10 degrees below what it should be cooked at. Worst of all, they cook more than one pie at the same time; I just hate sharing pepperoni fumes off of some jackass' pizza.
Oh and the last time I was there, I noticed that they even had the wrong color artisan brick inside the oven.
Total fail.
Comment Chirbits
Score: Bos 6, KC 3 middle of the 5th.
If an Albino Did Not Personally Make Your Crust You are Lost.
Albino.
Peanut butter jelly Pizza with a baseball bat.
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Pizza Destiny
Score: KC 9, Bos 6, top of the 8th.
Domino’s Pizza Is So Used To Complaints
What do you expect when Domino's itself was leading the charge with its "our pizza sucks" campaign? Not only did Tom Monaghan take that personally, I'll bet, but that truly has got to have been the worst way to sell anything ever.
Based on prior sales, which were very high, apparently there were quite a lot of people who liked it as it was. And that campaign basically said to them, "not only does our pizza suck, but our customers' taste in pizza sucks."
And then, to top things off, they made the pizza worse.
Speaking of sucks, the new sauce really does suck. And that crappy garlic oil they put on the crust is extra sucky.
Yeah, I do buy it, but only on the half-price days. But it is not as good as before.
Post a Comment