Saturday, July 20, 2013

"The couple otherwise has no children."

Anywise.

34 comments:

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Perhaps the article is missing a sentence about their pets.

rhhardin said...

Doesn't anybody just agree how to divide things anymore?

rhhardin said...

The nice case, when it's complicated, is that the couple hires a lawyer for both of them, so that neither unintentionally screws the other.

bagoh20 said...

My God, that poor woman!

I don't like Mr. Moore much because of his political dishonesty, but I didn't know he was so evil. How could he just go off and marry that innocent woman. What did she do to him that would make a man that hateful and mean?

Freeman Hunt said...

You'd think that a lack of low level anxiety for several years would be worth quite a lot.

rhhardin said...

Pets are probably the sticking point.

Everybody wants the dog.

Freeman Hunt said...

The reporter seems quite distraught over the whole thing.

edutcher said...

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Chip Ahoy said...

If only there were some freude left for me to schaden I'd be doin'nit all over the place.

rhhardin said...

So the question is *studies radar* are there more thunderstorms to the west and are they increasing or decreasing and likely to reach the bike commute route.

A region of down-going air, from a low level divergence, will disappear thunderstorms.

You get one of those approaching storms that never reaches you.

In that case you can go to the store.

Mitch H. said...

It’s never easy to report on a divorce when you know the couple have had a real life together.

Even the most shallow and fame-addled of married couples have *some* sort of "real life" together. Does he find it a joy to report the breakups of people he doesn't feel have interior lives worth the telling of? He probably knows them socially, and thus they're real people to him, unlike those plastic soulless media dolls that dance for our entertainment. There's something sick about that sentiment...

chickelit said...

This will free Michael to play the field and to sire an heir. Are you ready, ladies? link

chickelit said...

What is that fleshy nub poking up above his cupped hands?

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

The reporter seems quite distraught over the whole thing.

He'll feel better once he takes sides against one of them.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

But he's happy to lecture me on to proper way for society to structure society regarding marriage.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I have a feeling life with Mike was not so easy.

edutcher said...

Chip Ahoy said...

If only there were some freude left for me to schaden I'd be doin'nit all over the place.

Wait till the property settlement, particularly when the world finds out how much the big fat pig kept for himself, rather than give it to the downtrodden unions and the poor he said he was fighting for.

Then you can go Sigmund all over the place, Dr Freud.

ndspinelli said...

He probably came out of the closet. NTTAWWT.

Birches said...

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Ha. Now that Moore is on the hook for half of his fortune, let's see how generous he can be.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

It’s never easy to report on a divorce when you know the couple have had a real life together

Define "real life together"....as opposed to ....what? An UNreal life?

Michael Haz said...

That article was written either by a fanboy or someone's agent. Mr. and Mrs. Moore do not reside in Flint, Michigan. They live in NYC, in one of the Upper Sides, I forget which. They do keep a huge waterfront home on a very private lake in Michigan, but use it seasonally.

Note the sadness implicit in the article. We are asked to feel sad. It's a sad thing. Sad sad sad. Note also the absence of any teensy weensy hint of a reason for the divorce. No suggestion of lamp-throwing or unapproved boinking of third parties or hostage taking or being an in-the-closet Romney voter.

Paul Harvey would say "Stay tuned for the resssst of the story!"

rhhardin said...

Moore doubles in size every two years.

chickelit said...

LOL, rhhardin!

The Dude said...

rh - with improvements in technology I think that cycle is down to 18 months now.

Isn't "living in Flint" an oxymoron?

Fen said...

I don't understand why humans continue to fall for frauds like him.

Basta! said...

"The couple otherwise has no children"

Nice catch, Freeman

edutcher said...

rhhardin said...

Moore doubles in size every two years.

Interesting how he and Rachel Jeantel are supposed to conjure images of the wretched poor.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Moore doubles in size every two years.

Like semi conductor memory?

Ironically also called Moore's Law

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Excellent one rhhardin!

Maybe they did have kids and Moore ate them.

Revenant said...

This is just an early casualty of the Supreme Court rulings last month. Moore's is only the first marriage to be ruined by the gays -- just you wait and see.

justagal said...

Ha!

William said...

There will be an acrimonious debate over who gets custody of the Paula Deen cookbook collection. They're all first editions.

ken in tx said...

I think the reporter was trying to say that their movies were their children,and that they otherwise had no others--and thought this was a cute way of saying it.

JAL said...

Haha. I wondered about that myself.

Well that's weird, I thought, whatever they are saying.