Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Prepare a pike

For this head.


41 comments:

bagoh20 said...

That is a nice head for pike, but the temptation for graffiti artists would be overwhelming.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Can we stick him in Schrodinger's box?

Trooper York said...

I think most toupees look more like a squirrel than a fish. But I could be wrong.

Let's ask someone who would know.

Spinelli?

ndspinelli said...

I'm just bald, no rug. We are as God made us.

ndspinelli said...

In your case a stupid New Yorker.

Is this guy the IRS General Counsel?

The Crack Emcee said...

Is a "pike" the same thing as a "stake" in Portuguese?

I'm looking forward to the Olympics.

Anybody else?

Trooper York said...

Seriously dude you can't fool me. I know you always have to wear a disguise when you are at work as a dick.

Wait does that mean you prefer the full RuPaul.

That explains it. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

ndspinelli said...

I just learned today is National Tequila Day. Margaritas @ my place.

ndspinelli said...

I had a female investigator who worked for me for a decade. She was the best PI who ever worked for me. She was a blonde and I bought her a red and brunette wig. They were expensive, good ones. Her husband couldn't thank me enough, he got to cheat for free. Turns out he really liked redheads. Changing hats is the ticket for men.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Prepare a pike.

I knew that had nothing to do with the fish so I looked up the lyrics to "Tangled Up in Blue," just to be on the safe side.

Trooper York said...

In Italy a randy Zebra jumped over a fence in a zoo and made sweet sweet love to a rare donkey in a neighboring field. The result is the birth of a rare Zonkey.

It is only a matter of time until he is elected President.

Methadras said...

I've been to Pike's Peak. Does that count?

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edutcher said...

No, we want the guy who appointed him.

ndspinelli said...

I had a female investigator who worked for me for a decade. She was the best PI who ever worked for me. She was a blonde and I bought her a red and brunette wig.

She was lucky somebody who knows about skin didn't spot her. There are subtle differences in complexion related to hair color that never lie.

Granted, most people would brush it off, but I've seen The Blonde (who played with various shades in her time) call a fake redhead, etc., at 100 paces (no joke).

bagoh20 said...

"The result is the birth of a rare Zonkey."

Another splooge stooge busted.

bagoh20 said...

A lot of us have a weakness for the ginger.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

oh heavens. That Zonkey is adorable.

Trooper York said...

Careful April. That is how we got in this fine mess in the first place.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

No Honkie Zonkey!

ndspinelli said...

edutcher, The brunette wig was the one she used most for work. Being a woman she probably knew to be prudent w/ the red one. But not @ home!

Fen said...

Jesus. Just read the Douchebag Meade thread. What an ass.

Chip Ahoy said...

horse + donkey = mule

mule = sterile

zebra + donkey = zonkey

zonkey = ?

I betchya it's sterile.

Trooper York said...

I don't know. Maybe somebody is going to steal a condom full of it's splooge.

To get zonkey support or something.

Nothing surprises me these days.

Trooper York said...

However I fully stand behind the right of the Donkey and the Zebra to get married.

Just so long as it is not in a Catholic church.

Trooper York said...

Oh and by the way Fen you have to narrow it down buddy.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Jesus. Just read the Douchebag Meade thread. What an ass.

I'd like to read that.

Would someone please point me in the right direction?

I'm working on my grand unification theory.

bagoh20 said...

"I'm working on my grand unification theory."

That's what Zonkey's Dad said.

Icepick said...

It was the A-house Vortex thread, Mitchell. Start at the first comment of the dew shnoozle's that got deleted. The rest of the thread eventually makes clear most of what happened.

Trooper York said...

Are you sure?

Because another one just started today.

Trooper York said...

It's the car door lock one which is kind of funny because I bet a lot of people in Madison look the door when they see him coming. Just sayn'

Cody Jarrett said...

Is the pike to be boiled, baked, fried or perhaps pickled?

Or is that not the correct pike?



And all those mentions of L. Meade, the Althouse service wench...that means he's coming. This thread will be polluted.

Maybe I should set up a google alert so I don't miss it.

Icepick said...

Trooper, I am not sure of that at all. But I doubt he's been anywhere close to the level of vindictive nastiness that he achieved the other night. Though I grant it is possible. "It can always get worse" is the one axiom of my world view.

William said...

No Tea Party matron ever clutched her purse when he got on the elevator. More fools they.

test said...

CEO-MMP said...
And all those mentions of L. Meade, the Althouse service wench...that means he's coming. This thread will be polluted.

Maybe I should set up a google alert so I don't miss it.


It's an opportunity not to be missed. I'd like to see the bloggers start a post on-topic, then add more Meade thread-bait after he's hooked. Can he manage three threads? Six? Twelve? Let's test his committment. Can we keep him busy all day? Maybe some altruistic person could keep him hooked while everyone else comments at Freeman's. Maybe Ritmo would take it on.

Good times ahead.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

The wheels of the bus go round, round, round...

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

edutcher noted that ndspinnelli had comments about the corollary of skin and hair color.

Seems like 90%+ of women can probably get by with brunette just fine.

And Crack, I wish you the best.

The Crack Emcee said...

Evi L. Bloggerlady,

Crack, I wish you the best.

Thank you, sincerely. It means a lot (I spend most of my days alone, right now. I've got my bed against the wall, so it forms an "L", allowing me to lay down like Ghandi, but using the wall's vertical surface to hold my head up in the least painful position.)

For obvious reasons, I hesitate to mention you guys might want to try my Amazon portal.

You know, if your usual one is on the fritz or something,...

Freeman Hunt said...

Heh. I haven't allowed comments on most things for a long time at my blog. I don't like managing them. You have to delete spam. Then you have to check the automatic spam filter, which I didn't even know existed for the longest time.

Chip Ahoy said...

I do believe some choice damaging portions were removed surreptitiously, f'n ace I spelled that right the first time, in the night under the cover of darkness when all was quiet and nobody was about, for they contained personal contact information und das ist verboten, thus sprach somebody.

Fen said...

"Oh and by the way Fen you have to narrow it down buddy."

Yah, sorry. I'm late to the party and still catching up.

Fen said...

And Crack, I'm loving your blog. Where the hell do you find those pics? Keep it up please.