I think a pivot is when you stand in one spot, then your whole body swings around to one side. It's as if your body's a door that's hinged on some imagined vertical axis, say, right behind one of your shoulders.
The pivot is usually preceded by a shuck and jive, then more shuck and jive, and then a straw man gets his match, the bus hits a bump and off we go on vacation.
A bartender in Honolulu used Weebles to mark your free drink. But she got drunk herself nightly and confused the Weebles coming and going. Everybody had them wobbling around in front of them, cashing them in for a free drink and attaining more weebles in exchange than they turned in. It was a ruinous idea for everyone involved, but funny.
Meanwhile, the extremely improbably named Anthony Wiener took the alias Carlos Danger to pursue the almost equally improbably named Sydney Leathers.
Her name should have been Syndey Leathers, instead.
Meanwhile Carlos is blaming the whole thing on a "rough patch" in his marriage. Which makes you wonder if he'd send pics of his Wiener wiener to entire cities (Boston, LA, Hoboken) if he went through a rough patch in his Mayoralty....
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Chip that seems more a weeble than a pivot.
Yes. You are right. So what is a pivot? I looked it up. I was thinking of spreading his legs too for a wilder spin.
A relative has a Weebles playset. There is a little treehouse they slide down from and a wee Weeble ferris wheel. Obama on these things.
I think a pivot is when you stand in one spot, then your whole body swings around to one side. It's as if your body's a door that's hinged on some imagined vertical axis, say, right behind one of your shoulders.
Did anyone listen to the speech? I hear it was over an hour long and I don't even want to read a transcript of anything that long from that gasbag.
The pivot is usually preceded by a shuck and jive, then more shuck and jive, and then a straw man gets his match, the bus hits a bump and off we go on vacation.
2 people went on food stamps for every job Choom says he created.
Pivoting to jobs in the mind of a leftwing community organizer = pit Americans against each other, vilify CEOs and partake in the usual class warfare.
In lefty mind-hole, to bring down the evil CEO will somehoe bring everyone else up. Dontchaknow.
pivot: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=910&bih=430&q=pivot&oq=pivot&gs_l=img.12..0l10.1791.3449.0.5263.5.5.0.0.0.0.118.472.4j1.5.0....0.0..1ac.1.20.img.XHYfs0BoXJg#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=32GJQ6Mdo-xX0M%3A%3BfM0vIb9MSBOlsM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fupload.wikimedia.org%252Fwikipedia%252Fcommons%252F3%252F35%252FCentre_pivot_irrigator_in_Canterbury%252C_New_Zealand.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fcommons.wikimedia.org%252Fwiki%252FFile%253ACentre_pivot_irrigator_in_Canterbury%252C_New_Zealand.jpg%3B2591%3B1272
what are you, a bunch of city slickers..........
it is for irrigation water
Polochon the Cat Pivot cat mix
Hahahaha! I giggled at my desk. (Shhh!)
A bartender in Honolulu used Weebles to mark your free drink. But she got drunk herself nightly and confused the Weebles coming and going. Everybody had them wobbling around in front of them, cashing them in for a free drink and attaining more weebles in exchange than they turned in. It was a ruinous idea for everyone involved, but funny.
Polochon for the win!
Polochon for the win!
I didn't even do anything...
I don't know...
This award feels hollow.
I wonder what's inside.
A link for roger, up @3:14
Meanwhile, the extremely improbably named Anthony Wiener took the alias Carlos Danger to pursue the almost equally improbably named Sydney Leathers.
Her name should have been Syndey Leathers, instead.
Meanwhile Carlos is blaming the whole thing on a "rough patch" in his marriage. Which makes you wonder if he'd send pics of his Wiener wiener to entire cities (Boston, LA, Hoboken) if he went through a rough patch in his Mayoralty....
A pivot requires that one foot remain in its location while the other foot and the body move in ant direction. At least in bassetball.
I don't find any of Chip's crap interesting.
Sorry.
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