Who says I have small hands?

As the most athletic of all American Presidents, Theodore Roosevelt  was considered a virile example of American manhood. Cowboy, rancher,  sportsman and big game hunter Teddy was  a man's man. However the rumor in Washington that Little Teddy was not quite Bully as it were.  The testimony of the oldest living whore in Dakota Territory Trixie Star stated that he was a member of the small member  club!  Strangely enough in one of God's perverse jokes Teddy Roosevelt. had the most muscular belly button of all the Presidents of the United States. A sickly and asthmatic child, the young Theodore Roosevelt was a fanatical devotee of exercise to the point that he devoted part of his workout to strengthening the muscles of his belly button. He had an “outie” in which he did curls with a pencil fitted with two tiny weights. His belly button was in fact so strong that he once tied off his lariat on his erect belly button while roping a calf in a rodeo when his saddle horn broke in mid contest. It was quite an impressive feat.
(The Long and the Short of It, Presidential Penises by Doris Kearns Goodwin, St. Martins Press)