Yeah, Beyonce looked like a ho. And when they showed the guy everybody loves to hate and they played the reviews of amazing entertainers past (as if needed for support) then she comes bounding out giving us boners like that right before we have to go out in public. Did I just have one of those Freudian slip things happen again? I meant to say offend our sensibilities like that before going out in public.
I watched the whole game but skipped the halftime show on purpose.
I thought Lady Gaga might blow the national anthem by warbling yet another "interpretation" as other divas have in recent years. But, she did a great job. Kudos to Lady Gaga.
There was nobody at the store. The parking lot was empty. All of the carts returned and lined to form a barricade inside. A teenage male thin as a rail has a foot on the end cart and ahold of the handle with his body fully extended as if on stage making a ballet leap. Honestly, I wish I had a photo of that kid playing on the job a moment to waste.
Inside they announced a score change and the employees yelled.
Then right at at checkout I had to poo really badly like NOW on the opposite end of the place. Inside the bathroom the lights are changed to blue. Seems they had a problem with people shooting heroine and the blue light prevents them from finding a vein. But doesn't prevent them from bringing their own penlight but let's not get distracted, okay? I'm telling a story here.
The large stall is closed. I take the small.
Now don't you just hate when you're doing a poo and someone comes in and takes the stall next to you? Doesn't that make you feel uncomfortable? Self conscious about every noise? Like the person is deducing your every movement by the sounds you make. Outside but still inside the store they yell again more than the last time but silence in our blue lit discomforted mutually self-conscious situation. It was awful. "Football." I said.
Lady Gaga killed it. Beyonce was a train wreck. She looked awful and that outfit did not help her at all. Also, you could almost predict the content of her stupid message.
We didn't watch any of it, the Super Bowl. Not interested.
Lady Gaga is actually a very good singer once you get past the weird makeup, clothing and over the top showmanship. She and Tony Bennett have recently done some singing together. They are pretty darn good.
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Beyonce needs an outfit change.
That sure is energetic, Daddy-o.
Yeah, Beyonce looked like a ho. And when they showed the guy everybody loves to hate and they played the reviews of amazing entertainers past (as if needed for support) then she comes bounding out giving us boners like that right before we have to go out in public. Did I just have one of those Freudian slip things happen again? I meant to say offend our sensibilities like that before going out in public.
I watched the whole game but skipped the halftime show on purpose.
I thought Lady Gaga might blow the national anthem by warbling yet another "interpretation" as other divas have in recent years. But, she did a great job. Kudos to Lady Gaga.
There was nobody at the store. The parking lot was empty. All of the carts returned and lined to form a barricade inside. A teenage male thin as a rail has a foot on the end cart and ahold of the handle with his body fully extended as if on stage making a ballet leap. Honestly, I wish I had a photo of that kid playing on the job a moment to waste.
Inside they announced a score change and the employees yelled.
Then right at at checkout I had to poo really badly like NOW on the opposite end of the place. Inside the bathroom the lights are changed to blue. Seems they had a problem with people shooting heroine and the blue light prevents them from finding a vein. But doesn't prevent them from bringing their own penlight but let's not get distracted, okay? I'm telling a story here.
The large stall is closed. I take the small.
Now don't you just hate when you're doing a poo and someone comes in and takes the stall next to you? Doesn't that make you feel uncomfortable? Self conscious about every noise? Like the person is deducing your every movement by the sounds you make. Outside but still inside the store they yell again more than the last time but silence in our blue lit discomforted mutually self-conscious situation. It was awful. "Football." I said.
"Oh. Hahahahahaha. You're right!"
Lady Gaga killed it. Beyonce was a train wreck. She looked awful and that outfit did not help her at all. Also, you could almost predict the content of her stupid message.
Lady Gaga. People were moved.
We didn't watch any of it, the Super Bowl. Not interested.
Lady Gaga is actually a very good singer once you get past the weird makeup, clothing and over the top showmanship. She and Tony Bennett have recently done some singing together. They are pretty darn good.
The Lady is a Tramp
Lady Gaga Rules, for I have become a fan in spite of her off-putting outrageousness.
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