Thursday, January 14, 2016

Worse Than A Baby Ruth Bar


Netphen (Germany). Female bathers were apparently sexually harassed in a public pool in Netphen on Friday. According to the director of the pool (and confirmed by the Siegerland Courier), a group of refugees was responsible.

Translated from the linked article:
Subsequently, the young men 'behaved improperly' according to Bernd Wieczorek, director of Netphener recreational pool. Among other things, they climbed and jumped from a locked tower adjacent to the pool. 'They were rude, loud and disrespectful,' according to Wieczorek. The situation escalated, [a female witness] continued, when 'the refugees repeatedly fondled their genitals and ran after female guests.'  The sexual excitement of the young men was clearly visible.
Here is the original German followed by a direct Google translation:
Anschließend hätten sich die jungen Männer „nicht ordnungsgemäß verhalten“, wie es Bernd Wiezorek, Geschäftsführer des Netphener Freizeitbades, formuliert. Unter anderem seien sie auch auf den eigentlich gesperrten Turm des Bades geklettert und herunter gesprungen. „Dabei waren sie frech, laut und respektlos“, schildert die Netphenerin. Eskaliert sei die Situation, so die Frau weiter, als sich „die Flüchtlinge dauernd ans Geschlechtsteil packten und hinter weiblichen Gästen herliefen“. Die sexuelle Erregung der jungen Männer sei dabei deutlich sichtbar gewesen.
Here's the Google translation:
Then have the young men "do not behave properly", as formulated by Bernd Wieczorek, CEO of Netphener leisure pool. Among other things, they had climbed on the tower actually locked the bathroom and jumped. "They were rude, loud and disrespectful," says the Netphenerin. Escalated the situation was, the woman continued, when "the refugees permanently packed ans genitals and ran after female guests". The sexual excitement of the young men had been present clearly visible.
Obviously Google translate still needs work.

7 comments:

chickelit said...

I am somehow reminded of a now-lost account of Charles Manson. Having spent his adolescence in prison, he was released from prison in the spring of 1967 and soon travelled to Haight-Ashbury. Unable to control his sexual urges, the rest is history.

Chip Ahoy said...

It's going to take a while to teach these guys manners. If we're up to the task and knowing my schizophrenic other half the answer is no. It will have to be a cultural war fought with one hand tied behind your back and the other hand beating you with a baseball bat, such is your schizophrenic other.

I had a thing going on for a cartoon idea about the frog and the scorpion.

They get to the other side together and the scorpion bites the frog and the frog goes, "ow, that hurt." and the scorpion was all, hubbuba dubba dabaala dbad blabbber blab cchhhhhhhuck-uh muh ulluha. And the frog goes, "Yeah, but you didn't know that I have my anti-scorpion venom serum and your poison is useless, it's the sting that hurt, you asshole. And the scorpion was all, hubba dubba dubbala lubbba gargle upchuck alucka. And the frog was all, "Well yeah, you didn't know I have an integrated circuit high fidelity stainless steel with diamond tip scorpion stinger remover did you?" *snip* "Got it!"

"And you didn't know about my motorized turbo charge 400 horsepower Acme Arachnid leg puller, did you?"

Dabbla lacka lucka dab allar dag dib dubballa

"Or the Sears crab claw remover."

Akanar! lackadabballlal da all al ll lalalala .

"And the pièce de résistance: Industrial tergites plates separator!"

DABBALA DABBALA PARABOLA NOOOoooooooos.

edutcher said...

Where's Lloyd Bridges when you need him?

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

The Koran tells them it's not only OK, but expected.

Christy said...

Explicit in Muslim culture and in Sharia Law is acknowledgement that Islamic men are by their very nature rapists who cannot control themselves and, furthermore, do not need to bother. Vlad Tepes had their number, impale them! Impale them and set up the stakes with their still squirming bodies along the border roads into Western nations.

ricpic said...

So when does the killing of the dear sweet "refugees" begin?

The Dude said...

Mr. Lit, I just now watched the 1931 film version of Die Dreigroschenoper. Very interesting film, about which I know next to nothing. When the song known here as "Mack the Knife" is sung, a few minutes into the movie, I was struck by how the r's at the end of words were trilled. I remember you mentioned that not long ago, but I had never heard such a thing. Spanish rolled r's, Scottish (aye, laddie, my people) and how they roll their r's, but the German thing was different indeed.

I have many questions about the meaning of that story, how it represented its time and place, did the writer, and I don't mean to call him vile, really think that was an accurate representation of Victorian England. I marvel at how the songs have held up for over 80 years and how I have been listening to them for close to 60 years. Amazing stuff. But for now I'd like to know if the r affectation you were writing about is what the fellow is doing starting at 4:30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUgkrlL8GkE

Oh yeah, one more thing, the subtitles frequently replace the letter "n" with an "r", which makes the coronation references very odd.