Sunday, November 2, 2014

"Women Having A Terrible Time At Parties In Western Art History"

 
hi hey
what are you doing over here all by yourself
but you’re facing the wrong way
you’re not facing the party
you can’t even see me talking to you
i know 

8 comments:

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

That was back before they invented cocaine, is the problem.

ricpic said...

What terrible time? She's smiling. I mean not a tooth baring smile. That would be gauche. An amused smile.

AllenS said...

OMG! I can almost see her bustier!

Synova said...

LOL! Oh, I think I hurt something.

Unknown said...

They look blissful, but wearing heavy drapes cannot be easy.

Chip Ahoy said...

The site is fantastic, modernly feminist wrong interpretations of old paintings, I assumed this is satire relating to 10 hours of catcalls walking through Manhattan, but no.

The dialogue provided for The Verbena by Cecilio Pla

I said, i hope you have a really good reason.

A good reason for what?

I hope you have a really good reason
for touching my fucking dress

I–

Because if you dont have one
then i can’t think of a good reason why you should keep your hands also your mustache looks like a furry piece of actual shit died on your mouth heads up that that’s what it looks like.

Your silly frilly shawl isall caught up in my button, you dumb flouncing common potted plant carrying wench.

Synova said...

The thing about the dog where the guy in uniform is trying to leave and the woman in what seems to be a wedding dress is trying to push the door shut so he can't go, didn't strike me as funny on account of the subject matter not being a party.

:(

Most of them, though, were really clever.

Synova said...

"Your silly frilly shawl isall caught up in my button, you dumb flouncing common potted plant carrying wench."

Hehe... yes, this is undoubtedly the next line.